The 114th edition of Too Noobs comes at you fast and furious like the Batmobile! In this episode, the guys talk about the government in China's (and rather stupid) "zero-COVID policy" that backfired with a tragic apartment fire, whether or not to make a purchase of the 1989 Batmobile (worth $1.5 million), discuss whether or not a $5 million lawsuit against Kraft mac & cheese is worth it (it's not), and conclude the episode by creating their all-time Flyers roster.