John, Matt and Steve return for another awesome episode of Too Noobs, where they provide Philly love to Scott Hall and his wrestling career, discuss the implications of Russia's ridiculous allowance of patent theft from unfriendly countries, review some of MLB's new rules in light of the CBA resolution with the players' union, do another Too Noobs tournament (this time on bagged chips), and close out the episode with a long awaited return of the "Happy Segment".