Matt returns from vacation and joins Steve and John for the 90th edition of Too Noobs, in which the guys tackle and discuss ways to lower gas prices, review the new Eagles wordmark (spoilers: it doesn't go over well), talk about how science news sucks due to misinformation, figure out who comes out of the "PCOM" bracket of the Too Noobs Best Philly Athlete tournament, and end with an awe-inspiring "happy segment".