Brace yourselves for another great episode of Too Noobs! In the 95th installment, the guys discuss a current lawsuit between Penn State University and Vintage Sports over trademark infringement, talk about whether or not workdays could go from 8 hours to 6 hours to improve workforce morale (spoilers: it won't), review a recent AAA motor study in which nearly 50% of drivers admit to using impairment medications, whether or not BMW has lost their minds by offering UK customers a "heated seat monthly subscription", and critique the NFL's attempt at alternate helmets for 2022.