This week, Joe and Emily dive into the wild world of modern slang — from Gen Alpha kids shouting “6–7” for no reason to grown adults still saying “dope,” “fire,” and every phrase that instantly makes us feel forty years older.

They break down the slang they grew up with, the slang kids use now, and the words nobody our age should be saying anymore.

Along the way, things spiral into mall nostalgia, weird hometown expressions, some truly strange news stories (yes, including a butt-sniffing bandit), spider season in Australia, and even an AI-generated criminal sketch that resembles Joe.

It’s chaos, it’s comfort, and it’s proof we may officially be too old for slang.