Too Smart To Be This McTarded - Dumpster Fire 135

What's bad for America is great for Dumpster Fire. Tucker Carlson discovers poor people stuff. A 90 year old volunteer is fired because of pronouns. Bridget is the Basic B*tch of the Culture Wars. 0:00 - Introduction 0:52 - Capitalism Always Wins 6:51 - We're Living In A South Park 14:14 - RIP/BDE 15:32 - Important Stories We're Ignoring 16:28 - Sheath Underwear 17:29 - Never Woke Enough 19:48 - Weather 20:15 - Siri, Please Take My Life 25:40 - Manscaped & Factor 27:57 - Beyond Parody 30:34 - Dumpster Diving 31:45 - Breaking Bridget 37:32 - Phetasy News 38:50 - The Internet Is Glorious Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, Manscaped & Factor - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER - Gentlemen, don't neglect your male grooming! Visit Manscaped and get 20% off & free shipping with the code DUMPSTER - Find a meal plan that fits your diet and goals at Factor and get 50% off with code DUMPSTER50 - Need a good therapist? Visit https://www.justjeren.com/ Beyond Parody with Bridget Phetasy is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.

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