On the road with Skynyrd, on a specific road with Bob, fending of JWs with Ozzy, making up for all the times they didn't say "baby" with U2, and GnR's first impressions of LA

A Sunset Strip band seriously eschews the comforts of loose women, The King pulls a Metallica and Phones. It. In., the Tall Thin Duke pretends to do the opposite of our Sunset Strip brothers, a NASA aficionado waxes poetic about bucolic beauty, and The Cars drive.

A sportsball classic, a metal groundbreaker, a roots rock classic, a very lucrative song about why you should feel guilty about poverty, and a funky-groove metal gem from the CHM heavy weight champs.

War, Warnings, Yearnings, Earnings, and Sacrifice. Four deeply profound songs and one that's just awesome anyway.

Boston slaps us with a banger, which would mean something completely different to The Beatles any day of their life. Elvis demonstrates peak vocal Elvis, Genesis isn't anywhere, and The Stones are making an ever so subtle pass at you.

Millionaires' Malaise! How does a naturally sunny personality like your host deal with five real downers? He gets Emo Sean, Artillo, and Jenn to tell him everything's going to be MEH!

The Purple One invents a new sport, Tom and the boys think you're a lucky gal, Skynyrd cranks the party past 11, Stryper drops some theology you might want to ponder, and the Stones create sportsball's greatest riff.

Pathetic TV addicts, Bittersweet beginning to Autumn, Creepy 60s dude, Deep Dude Thoughts, and Love's Lament

Bob runs afoul of the ladies, Elton (Bernie, really) yearns for the yoke, BB King shows The Edge how to play guitar, Creed share affirmations, and The Statler Brothers demolish my sarcasm-o-meter.

Rush gets out of town, Queen ducks and covers, Tom Petty does both on account of his refugee status, GNR's evidently too fancy for Boone's Farm, and Led Zep swings for the fences.

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