Just 3 best friends unilaterally judging all baby boy names, as is our God-given right. Topics of interest: A Million New Year Updates, Hypermasculine Baby Boys, Marian vs. Insta Influencers, Mara Makes It Personal, Bad Nicknames, Bullies, and Is Adolf a Cop Out?

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