We're killing it with our topic selection this week! Join us this week as we discuss our most creative ways to dispose of evidence of deeds most foul with our friend, Jenn. You'll be in stitches. You'll die laughing! I wonder if the algorithms will even allow this episode? We'll all find out together!

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I sure hope you brought your appetite this week, because we're talking about all things dessert. This episode is NOT sponsored by Big Insuline. We are joined once more this week by our talented and opinionated friend and guest co-host, Mackenzie!

See our friend Mackenzie's work on her instagram @macatzie. 

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Unpopular opinions: everyone's got 'em. 

Popular opinions: everyone's got 'em and for most people, they are the same. 

Things I hate that are unpopular opinions: Three of us have them, it totally makes sense, we don't get confused by the topic, you listen to this, find it fascinating and enraging, and tell all your friends about us!

Today we establish ourselves as the pariah's as we talk about things people love to love and we love to hate! 

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Hey, I think we're going to have to pull off at the next exit. No, it's number twooOOOOo OMG PULL OVER NOW I'M GONNA - 💩

Sorry listeners that are on a road trip, the last thing we want is for you, like us, to lose your fading grip on your bowels and sully your pantaloons! This week, our courageous hosts bare it ALL with stories about sh**ting their pants. No subtext, no metaphors, if you proceed with listening to this episode, do so with the full understanding of what you're heading into.

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🌞🌦️👗👒 OHHHH IT'S SUMMER TIME, BABY! Oh, you're telling me it's been summer for over a month? DON'T CARE, late, great, and looking to date is how we ROLL! 

Join us this week as we talk about our asbolute favorite, top, prime summer activities. Some of them may not be as you expect!

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I know you're reading this on an iPhone or Android device right now. Have you ever gone behind enemy lines, fraternized with the devil and tried to use the other one? Did you thusly throw that device straight into a wall or phone, run to a nearby couch, and scream into a pillow??

Then YOU might be just as neurotic as we are! Join us this week as we scream at each other about what "irrational" really means and try to get in the heads of each other and our listeners, exploring the bleeding edge of our growing list of neurodivergencies and laugh at each other's plights. 

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The Ick™ /ˈɪk/ noun

Used to describe a feeling of disgust that arises usually after a specific, often trivial, behavior. Or SOUNDS in the case of this weeks episode! (Thank you, Wikipedia, for the definition).

What sounds give our brave hosts the ick? What parasitic soundwaves reverse kick them right in the Misophonia? Listen and find out whether or not we scream and leave the restaurant when someone touches a Styrofoam to-go box just like you.

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🎶MACY GRAY, SAVE US!!!🎶

Today we take a break from our usual format, gather around the digital campfire, and tell our top 3 stories of US! No, not the United States, but WE, the co-hosts of the pod. Have we made ourselves clear? Do you understand now? Listen to this episode and bask in the blinding light of clarity.

➡️Also, go to the National Mustard Museum if you're in Wisconsin! https://mustardmuseum.com/

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Here at My Top Everything, we know you've been in a bad relationship. Maybe there were red flags you missed or actively chose to ignore, or maybe things were a little more subtle and only your friends and family could actually see the truth: 

You were in a secretly toxic relationship, entertaining the rest of us behind your back while you suffered your insufferable partner (or perhaps they suffered you). WHICH MEANS YOU, DEAR LISTENER have a lot in common with the secretly toxic TV couples that we deliver the antidote for this week.

What do Miss Piggy and Kermit have in common with Jim and Pam? What does the Supernatural show runner owe us for baiting us for over a decade? What is Dean's problem? Which Dean? ALL the Deans! 

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Exercising is the worst, but what's the WORST of the worst? Join us this week as we dive deep and try to identify the most painful, terrible, miserable ways to stay fit and healthy. Have you ever passed out during yoga? Fallen from the top of a bouldering wall? Stood in a line for too long? What are YOUR most painful forms of exercise?

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