My Top Everything

It's time for a topic that is discussed at 4th grade lunch tables across America: what animal would you want to be turn into? Mara discovers she wants to be kept. Marian goes for the land, air, and water trifecta. Cara gets freaky with butt juice and polygamy. Join us as we argue over which animal would give us the best life. 

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Just 3 best friends coming up with excruciating ethical dilemmas in order to give us sound bytes that would definitely tank us should we run for office ten years from now. Join us as we discuss cheating, murder, trolleys, organs, and vegetarians.

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Just 3 best friends unilaterally judging all baby boy names, as is our God-given right. Topics of interest: A Million New Year Updates, Hypermasculine Baby Boys, Marian vs. Insta Influencers, Mara Makes It Personal, Bad Nicknames, Bullies, and Is Adolf a Cop Out?

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We're ringing in the New Year with our top resolutions we'd like to achieve before the year-end. Some of us have long, laborious goals; others, a headstand that they believe will take ten days to master. Broached topics: The Height of the Stakes, #ChangeOurPodToMET, How To Intro a Podcast, Mentally in 2024, Pepper Farms Remembers, HOW TO SEARCH TIKTOK, Annual Nipple Stares, The Point of a Political Conversation, The Length of A Resolution, Inflation is Robbery, Laundry or Dishes?, Mara's Bodily Functions 1-3, and Can Resolutions Be Cocky?

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Everyone loves a good animated film. Some of us even love not-so-good animated films. Luckily, our childhood best friend Mackenzie is with us to set the record straight on ALL animated films, because she's pretty much seen every single one in existence. See what films made her long list below!

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It's a month late due to technical difficulties, but here's our Halloween-themed episode! Join us as we discuss the spookiest places we've ever been or hope to never be caught dead in. Broached subjects: The Purpose of Radar Guns, Who is Bloody Mary?, Spooky v. Scary (a Supreme Court case), WindowGate, Yoinks!, and A Man's Opus.

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Mara is on hiatus but don't worry, we've brought twice the fun to make up for it! Guest BFFs, Lucas and Grayson (formerly known as our producer), join us for our Thanksgiving-themed episode to talk about the distrations we're most thankful for this year. Broached subjects: Grace isn't that bad, "real" dating shows like Love Is Blind, America's Greatest Airplane Pasttime, Are Hobbies Distractions?, The Power of Weed, Uncomfortable Silences, and pets, pets, PETS.

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Monsters may not seem like the optimal marriage candidates, but we're here to prove you wrong. Let us sell you on our eligible bachelors, bachelorettes, and bachelorthems! Broached subjects: Cara and The Seat of Her Pants, Ray Romano is OK (for now), are henchmen good spouses?, and Groot the Alien Monster. 

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Some of us have been on many, many first dates. Too many to count. Others, just a handful - not because we're losers! But because we're not shameful promiscuous hoes like Mara and Cara. Join us as we list the worst topics to bring up on a first date. 

Broached subjects: burn my Kindle when I die, BookTok, crazy enneagram girls, CHIPS WITHOUT DIP?!?, "the divorce," Tonks and her flesh prison, promotional human teeth, the pointlessness of sports, proper vacuuming time length, Do I Like You or Do I Like Me?, don't let Marian know you have vices, don't let Mara know you like her, don't let Cara know you're insecure, Are We Brats? 

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Geology is full of mysteries that scientists are still trying to figure out today. Join us as we talk about our favorites. Broached topics: upside-down cups vs. columns, Mushrooms: The Perfect Shape, PCR Inventor Is Definitely Still Alive, erosion, erosion, erosion, Marian hates geology & astronomy sucks too, the power of pocket gophers, do we know why earthquakes happen?, Geology is Sexy, magma gophers, and Mara's personal hell. Follow us at @MyTopEverything on Insta for updates! Email us at [email protected] with topic suggestions, comments, or questions.