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  • TOP CONTENT 3 007 - "ALL THE RONS"

    "CAN YOU IMAGINE IF KERRY KATONA GOT MARRIED TO KURT ZOUMA?"

    Mike Peters & Dan Morfitt talk pigs, cats, and the massively talented Walker family. Contains cocaine, The Krankies and Ukraine. Lock-in to lock-down by being locked-out with Top Content.

    #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #THEKRANKIES #NYC #KERRYKATONA #CATOWNER #KURTZOUMA #HOUSEOFCOMMONS #THEBRITS2022 #HOOLIGANISM #COCAINE #DPING #UKRADIO #PLASTICSURGERY #JIMMYCARR #SACHSGATE #COLBERT #JOEROGAN #CRICKET #UKRAINE #THEVONBONDIES #DIETFASCISM #MONESKIN #GHOST #UNCHAINEDMELODY #WALKERBROTHERS #DANWALKER #PEANUTS

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    49 min
  • TOP CONTENT 3 006 - "MARMALADE & DANDRUFF"

    "PUTIN'S ABOUT TO INVADE DEVON..."

    Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt moan on marmalade, goalkeepers taking power in the UK and sing another West End/Broadway hit! Also contains audio of a cat's early morning motions.

    #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #RAJAR #UKRADIO #PARLIAMENT #JIMMYSAVILE #DILF #PMQS #CIDER #COVID #LBC #JOB #PARLIAMENTARYPRIVILEGE #OLIVER! #KENNYEVERETT #RYLAN #ROCKPROFILE #OLIVERKAHN #REACHER

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    50 min
  • TOP CONTENT 3 005 - "CULSHAW WARS"

    "IS REAL BRITAIN WITH DARREN GRIMES LIKE THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS?"

    Mike Peters and Dan Morfitt celebrate Barry Cryer, propose Morrissey helps Adele in Vegas, and they play with Lego. They also pitch more shows to GBeebies, this time with retired British tennis pros and Radio 1 disc jockeys.

    #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DANMORFITT #USCABLE #T20CRICKET #BARRYCRYER #TOPCONTENTCURSE #AFGHANHOUNDAIRLIFT #PARTYLINE #PARTYGATE #PARTYMAN #PARLIAMENT #10DOWNINGST #DOWNINONEST #THEDAYTODAY #LSSC #RUSSIA #UKRAINE #MORRISSEY #ADELE #MARKESMITH #SEARCHPARTYHBO #SEINFELD #FRIENDS #LEGO #HARRYPOTTER #JIGSAWS #WARNERBROSSTUDIOTOUR #COMINGTOAMERICA #BRITISHTENNIS #GRIMMY

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    57 min
  • TOP CONTENT 3 004 - "OUR PIERREPOINT PRESENTATION"

    "THERE'S A MURKY TRANSPARANCY TO ALL OF THIS... IT'S LIKE THE FROSTED GLASS OF A BATHROOM WINDOW."

    Mike Peters & Dan Morfitt are available to play tunes for any Government department that asks, they are DJs for hire. Includes spinning magma and never ending love for Nic Cage, with plenty of political misinformation to boot!

    #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #RICKYGERVAIS #BORISJOHNSON #1922 #SUCCULENTCHINESEMEAL #THESIMPSONS #BARNARDCASTLE #GENERALELECTION #GOVTOFNATIONALUNITY #PIERREPOINT #SUEGRAY #DISINFORMATION #BBC #LEANNRIMES #NATIONALTREASURE #KATIEMELUA #TONGA #THEENDISNIGH #MOLTENCORE #MAGNETICFIELD #DJFORHIRE

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    44 min
  • TOP CONTENT 2 003 - "OPERATION BOTULISM"

    "I WOULD GIVE MY EYETEETH FOR MEDIOCRITY RIGHT NOW."

    Mike Peters & Dan Morfitt put forth their plan to save English cricket, perform an autopsy on After Life and reveal what Eamonn Holmes might do before Breakfast on GBeebies.

    #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SATIRES #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #CRICKET #HARRYSTYLES #AFTERLIFE #NETFLIX #RICKYGERVAIS #GBNEWS

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    43 min
  • TOP CONTENT 3 002 - "BYOBS"

    "BORIS WOULD BE LIKE A BULL IN A BULLS**T SHOP."

    Mike Peters & Dan Morfitt explore what happens when a monarch dies, imagine the PM on daytime TV and propose that only writer & broadcaster Martin Kelner can save the Tories now. Includes transfer talk and Ariel's mighty hammering.

    #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #SATIRE #AVFC #BORISJOHNSON #SUEGRAY #DEMARAIGRAY #BYOBS #PRINCEANDREW #ANDREW #ILFRACOMBE #BBC #YELLOWPERIL #FIGHTINGTALK #THEFALL #ALANPARTRIDGE #WILLANDGRACE #NOVAXDJOKOVIC

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    45 min
  • TOP CONTENT 3 001 - "TYNETEASMAID"

    "HOW DO YOU THINK ALTERN-8 DID IT IN THE NINETIES?"

    Back for season 3, Mike and Dan question the New Year Honours List, pick out some baby names and discover the new ways to grow the listener base for Top Content. Plus, the usual cancel culture bobbins, Mike's COVID experiences and perfume ads.

    #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKEPETERS #MIKE #PETERS #DANMORFITT #DAN #MORFITT #HCAFC #EVERTON #THEVOICE #TOTP #ALANIS #FOOFIGHTERS #SHEDSEVEN #COVID #TEASMAID #SWISSTONY #MATTHANCOCK #TLOG #GYM #UKRADIO #VOICETRACKING #PITBULL #CRICKET #THEASHES #TMS #CANCELCULTURE #NYETV #YEARSANDYEARS #ALANPARTRIDGE #PERFUMEADSFORSALE #THEDAYTODAY #NEWYEARSHONOURSLIST #EARLOBE #DADAISM #BABYNAMES #HOTTUBDATE

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    1 hr 14 min
  • TOP CONTENT 2 089 - "GIVE US A COUP"

    "THE STANDARDS HAVE FALLEN, THE VALUE HAS DROPPED."

    Mike & Dan can't be arsed with anything anymore so dismantle the state of reality by the way of Katrina and The Waves. And wonder why Aussie men can't stop crying. Featuring Alan Carr as the former editor of the Daily Mail.

    #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKE #PETERS #MIKEPETERS #DAN #MORFITT #DANMORFITT #BORIS #PEPPAPIG #SKYNEWS #CIVILSERVICE #RITTENHOUSE #SUCCESSION #LINEOFDUTY #OFCOM #ALANCARR #ADELE #AUSSIEJOURNALISTS #CRYING #ALEXIWOBI #EVERTON #NOELEDMONDS #WALKLIKEAPANTHER #ALLSEEINGI #SHAUNWKEAVENY

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    37 min
  • TOP CONTENT 2 088 - "GBYBIBYL"

    "LET'S NOT FORGET, RAY STANTZ GETS A B*****B FROM A GHOST IN THE FIRST ONE."

    Mike & Dan face off on movies and give Mark Kermode and Simon Mayo a run for their money. A Northern Siskel and Ebert, if you will.

    #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKE #PETERS #MIKEPETERS #DAN #MORFITT #DANMORFITT #TAKETHAT #GETBACK #THEBEATLES #PETERKAY #FACEOFF #MISSIONIMPOSSIBLE2 #KERMODEMAYO #WITTERTAINMENT #MCU #MARVEL #IMAX #GHOSTBUSTERSAFTERLIFE #MANUTD #IACGMOOH #CELEBRITY #QOS

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    26 min
  • TOP CONTENT 2 087 - "NOEL'S NOUS PARTY"

    "JACOB REES-MOGG GOT DOWN TO THE FINAL 10 TO BE IN STEPS AND THEN PETE WATERMAN SAID NO."

    Mike & Dan talk sexual predators, the 80s and having a mobile office.

    #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #MIKE #PETERS #MIKEPETERS #DAN #MORFITT #DANMORFITT #EIGHTIES #INFRASTRUCTURE #SEXUALPREDATORS #EURYTHMICS #CHERUBIM #SERAPHIM #HOMENATIONS #GIVEUSACLUE #IACGMOOH #CHILDACTORS #STEPS #VENGABOYS #SOCCERAM #EVERTON #BETTEMIDLER #DESKJET

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    30 min

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