NO CONTEXT, NO CONSTRAINTS, NO COMMENT

Mike & Dan bring you The Best of Top Content, Season Two, So Far in what we believe is a world's first. This is the first ever Découpé podcast using the cut-up technique of William S. Burroughs, Thom Yorke and David Bowie. A remix of Top Content that has gone before!

Listen to the full episodes from the excerpts here in your usual #podcast app by going to podfollow.com/TOPCONTENTPOD

#PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #BESTOF #CUTUP #DECOUPE #BOWIE #NOCONTEXT #NOCONSTRAINTS #NOCOMMENT #WELCOME

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"EVERY TIME I'M IN BLOOMINGDALE'S, I NEED A MASSIVE DUMP... BUT YEAH, DEPARTMENT STORES ARE DEAD."

Mike & Dan inform you about Ilfracombe, the wrong reporting on 'the death of the High Street' and Fortnite. That'll get us a few clicks. Plus one of them has a new job!

#PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #DREAMJOB #MIGHTYFLAV #ILFRACOMBE #CRICKET #SEAGULLS #FORTY #TRAINSPOTTING #SOCIALLIFE #DEBENHAMS #RETAIL #HIGHSTREET #COVENTRY #BLOOMINGDALES #FORTNITE #WOGAN #BRUCE

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"A BIT OF WHITE GUILT... I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE NEW COLDPLAY ALBUM. SORRY."

Mike & Dan yapp about the spawn of The Beach Boys, bigots, and thirsty politicians. Plus there's confusion over Rugby League stadia. Chippy Chips!

#PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #TORIES #UNITEDIRELAND #INDEPENDENTWALES #FREESCOTLAND #LITTLEENGLAND #MORECAMBEANDWISE #NICOLASTURGEON #GILLIAN #BIGOT #GORDONBROWN #TEXTURELIKESUN #HULLCITY #CHAMPIONS #WHODOYOUTHINKYOUARE #ADVENTURESINPOD #WHITEPRIVILEGE #WILSONPHILLIPS #LABOUR #DARRENDUTTON #NEWS #FREAKYEATERS #TRUMP #THIRSTYPOLITICIANS #AMERICA #COVID #VACCINATION #RL

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"AGAIN, THAT'S LOUIS WALSH'S FAULT... WELL, HE DIDN'T PICK JERMAINE JENAS FOR ENGLAND, DID HE, TO BE FAIR?"

Mike & Dan trash chat celeb journalism via ex Spurs midfielders and love for the grandad in The Princess Bride.

#PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #FREEBR***EY #CELEBRITYJOURNALISM #PAULDACRE #COLUMBO #THEPRINCESSBRIDE #MATTGOSS #LINEOFDUTY #THEONESHOW #JERMAINEJENAS #THISTIME #ALANPARTRIDGE #SIMONFARNABY

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"HE'S A VILLAN (sic) THROUGH AND THROUGH."

Mike & Dan manage to conflate fans invading Old Trafford with the end of Line of Duty and involve Dion Dublin. Obviously. They talk post, Partridge and the greatest film of all time too.

#PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #COLBERTREPORT #BBC #MUFC #LINEOFDUTY #TATTOOS #THEWIRE #SHERLOCKHOLMESUNDERTHEHAMMER #JIMMYNESBITT #BAFTA #STEVEORAM #OCCHEALTH #BRUMMIE #ROYALMAIL #SUBPOSTMASTERS #CORPORATE #CAPITALISM #ROMA #ALANPARTRIDGE #THISTIME #PADDINGTON2

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"... AND HIS MATE WALKS UP AND GOES 'B O O S H'... BAD DAY FOR HIS MASCULINITY THERE."

Mike & Dan bring silence to podcasts, talk about the old young men of Hip Hop and lager, lager, lager.

#PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SILENCE #JOHNCAGE #433 #SQUARESPACE #FARROWANDBALL #MUNLIV #SUPERLEAGUE #GLAZERSOUT #BBC #BLOSSOMS #SKOL #TONELOC #SNOOPDOGG #QTIP #PHARRELL #LOUISWALSH #HCAFC #LARRYSANDERS #BSL

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"HALF WAY THROUGH THE MOVIE, SHE TURNS IN TO DUST. WHAT'S ALL THAT ABOUT? WHAT'S ALL THAT ABOUT??"

Mike & Dan watch too much TV and are qualified to talk about superheroes, bent cops and Mr Tumble. Friends? With MASSIVE SPOILERS for Line of Duty, Disney +'s Marvel shows and The Bay off of ITV.

#PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SPOILERS #LINEOFDUTY #BENIDORM #LINEOFDUTYFREE #ELDORADO #RADIOANORAK #STEVEWRIGHT #THEBAY #MORECAMBE #MRTUMBLE #BALLKISSANGEL #THESIMPSONS #TRAVELMAN #GORDONRAMSAY #FFS #MARVEL #MCU #DISNEY+ #TFAWS #CAPTAINAMERICA #SEINFELD #WANDAVISION #LOKI #TAMWORTH

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"I'M THE BERNIE MADOFF OF LEISURE PURSUITS."

Mike & Dan bring you their thoughts on other frankly more popular podcasts with RuPaul AND Ludacris impressions plus get an update on the North West's newest tourist attraction, an already knackered hot tub. 5ive, whacha waiting 4? 

#PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #HOTTUPDATE #WASPS #SUPERLEAGUE #CATPODCAST #TRUECRIME #KROENKEOUT #LUDACRIS #F9 #THEFASTANDTHEFURIOUS #CRIMINALNDS #RUPAUL #DRAGRACE #MICHELLEVISAGE #GOGGLEBOX #5IVE #HUMANLEAGUE #RITASUEANDBOBTOO #LINEOFDUTY

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"EVERYWHERE'S GOT A BIN. THAT'S INSTANT MARKETING."

Mike & Dan bounce from West Midlands' porn emporiums to COVID via ABBA and our favourite Mayor of London candidate. Contains unironic love of Russ Abbot. Let the listeners pile high in their thousands.

#PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #DRILL #SIRBOBBYROBSON #QUISLINGS #SUPERLEAGUE #LFC #NUFC #HCAFC #BIRMINGHAM #PORN #CUMMINGS #BORIS #RUSSABBOT #BELLEMBERG #CHIPANDDALE #RESCUERANGERS #THECROWN #COUNTBINFACE #COVID19 #MAGNACARTA #INDIA #GARYBARLOW #DOYLYCARTE #DONOVAN #NEIGHBOURS #ABBA #LARRYANDPAUL

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"MOVED TO... MILTON KEYNES WITH THE DAD OF THE DARKNESS. ERM, THE BAND THAT IS, NOT GENERAL EVIL."

Mike & Dan (going on for longer than ever before in a BUMPER XL special) recorded this before football's European Super League of Doom was cancelled. Already dated, it's worth listening to as Spurs is a punchline. Spurs is always the punchline. And this podcast ends on the cobbles.

#PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #SUPERLEAGUE #FOOTBALL #SOCCER #AVENGERS #SKEMUTD #CHAMPIONSLEAGUE #FOOTBALLUNCOVERED #PETERLOO #YAZOO

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