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Episode 200: Dicks, Pizza, and Book IT—Celebrating 200 Episodes of Dad Life

In this milestone episode, we dive into the hilarious and heartwarming quirks of parenting and dad life. First up, the endless joy kids get from “innocently” saying words that almost sound like swearing (looking at you, Dick’s Sporting Goods). Then, we rave over our love for NYC pizza, reveal the ultimate secrets for reheating leftovers, and take a nostalgic trip down memory lane with Book IT and the classic Pizza Hut experience. 🍕📚

Plus, we want to say a huge THANK YOU to all of our listeners for helping us hit 200 episodes! Whether you’ve been with us since the beginning or just found us, we couldn’t have done it without you.

Grab a slice, laugh with us, and let’s toast to 200 episodes of Top Dad! 🎉

Show Notes:

•Why kids love to push the boundaries with “almost-swear” words

•The magic of NYC pizza and reheating it like a pro

•Book IT, personal pan pizzas, and 90s nostalgia overload

•A heartfelt thank you for 200 amazing episodes

Don’t miss this milestone episode—it’s full of laughs, pizza, and dad wisdom!

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Episode 199: Drawing Inspiration: an Interview with Forrest Dickison, Author of Crispin’s Rainy Day

In this episode, we sit down with Forrest Dickison—illustrator, artist, and now author of the delightful new children’s book, Crispin’s Rainy Day. Forrest shares his journey from illustrator to author, and we dive into his creative process, his inspirations, and the magic of storytelling for kids.

Expect plenty of laughs as we sprinkle in dad jokes, discuss the joy (and challenge) of sharing our passions with our kids, and, of course, talk about the epic adventure in Crispin’s Rainy Day. Imagine frog pirates braving the high seas, battling dragons, and searching for the mythical Lightning Blade—Forrest brings it all to life with humor and heart.

Tune in for an episode packed with creativity, parenting insights, and a whole lot of fun! Go to TopDadpod.com to see how you can get a copy of Crispin’s Rainy Day.

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Episode 198: Building Core Memories 80’s Style 🔙⏰

Great Scott! It’s Back to the Future Day, and we’re diving into the time-traveling DeLorean to relive our favorite 80s moments. In this episode, we’re talking about the highs and lows of flying solo as a dad, bonding with our kids over classic 80s movies (yes, Uncle Buck is required viewing), and why music makes everything better—even epic bedtime battles of good vs evil.

Plus, we dig into why parenting should be a partnership and how building those core memories is really the best part of the job (second only to perfecting dad jokes). So grab your Walkman, crank up the Journey, and join us for a laugh-filled trip down memory lane!

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Episode 197: Chicken Salad, Cosmic Fries, and the Ultimate Dad-Approved Food!

In this deliciously fun episode of the Top Dad Podcast, we’re dishing on our recent trips to some seriously cool restaurants—like CosMc's, where the fries are out of this world 🚀, and Chicken Salad Chick 🐥, where yes, dads can enjoy chicken salad and still maintain our manly image. Food is the glue that holds families together (or maybe that’s just ketchup), and we’re here to talk about making meals more fun, memorable and Top Dad-approved.

But wait, there’s more! We’re serving up a Masters-level catering tip that will blow your green socks off. Dads, trust us on this one. Moms, go ahead and make this happen for your man—it’s the ultimate food hack to keep Dad happy and fed.

Get ready for laughs, food tips, and plenty of sarcasm as we dig into what makes mealtime a family favorite. Don’t forget to subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with your fellow dads (or wives looking to score bonus points with their husbands)!

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“Trunk or Treat, 5th Grade Farewells & Dude Perfect: Top Dad’s Guide to Crushing Dad Life”

In this episode of Top Dad, we dive into all things dad as we tackle the fall favorite—Trunk or Treat—and give our hot takes on how to dominate the candy distribution game. Next, we relive the emotional rollercoaster of 5th Grade Going Away Parties (yes, it’s a thing now) as our little ones gear up to leave elementary school.

We also discuss the awesomeness that is Outdoor Ed, where kids get to escape the classroom and dads finally have a break from lunch-making duties. Plus, we break down why Dude Perfect isn’t just a YouTube sensation, but basically dad goals on steroids. And, of course, we’ll round things out with some traffic accident tips—because being prepared is what top dads do best. Tune in for a jam-packed episode full of laughs, advice, and practical dad hacks!

Summary:

1.Trunk or Treat: How to up your game for this Halloween tradition, from car decoration tips to which candy makes you the hero of the parking lot. 🎃🚗🍬

2.5th Grade Going Away Parties: It’s official—5th grade send-offs are a thing! We chat about what makes these events special and how to prepare for the emotional goodbye to elementary school moment. 😭🎉

3.Outdoor Ed: The ultimate school field trip that gives kids freedom and dads a little break. We talk about our Outdoor Ed memories and why it’s such an awesome experience for kids today. 🏕️📚

4.Dude Perfect: Why these trick-shot legends are secretly the coolest dads on the planet, and how their antics inspire us to keep the dad fun alive. 🎯🏀🤸‍♂️

5.Traffic Accident Tips: Let’s face it—dads have to be ready for everything. We share our best traffic accident tips to keep your family safe and calm in stressful moments. 🚗🛑

Takeaway: Get ready for practical dad hacks, some heartfelt moments, and plenty of laughs. Don’t miss this dad-approved episode!

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Episode 195:“Dad Swears &Hardware Showdowns: The Ultimate Dad Debate”

In this jam-packed episode of Top Dad, we tackle some of the biggest debates in dad life:

•A Dad’s Guide to Swearing: When is it okay to swear around the kids, and how do we teach them about it? When is it ok to let your kids swear???!

•Meijer Review: The lesser-known step-cousin of Target and Walmart—where does it rank in your dad shopping routine?

•Lowe’s vs. Home Depot: The hardware store war that never ends. Is your loyalty based on quality or convenience?

•Keurig vs. Nespresso: Fancy dad vs. blue-collar dad in the ultimate coffee battle. Which one fuels your day?

Tune in for laughs, practical dad advice, and some serious (but fun) dad debates!

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Episode 194: Errands, IKEA, & Dads Getting Stuff Done Like a Boss

Dads, it’s time to roll up your sleeves and tackle that to-do list! In this episode of the Top Dad Podcast, we’re talking all things “Dad Errands”—from navigating the maze that is IKEA to piecing together flat-packed furniture without losing your cool. Plus, we’re embracing our inner homemaker with a trip to Joanne Fabrics, because who says dads can’t pick out craft supplies with the best of them?

Whether you’re building a bookshelf, hanging new curtains, or just knocking out those weekend errands like the boss dad you are, this episode is all about mastering the art of getting stuff done around the house—efficiently and with style (or at least without breaking too much of a sweat).

Show Notes:

• The ultimate dad’s guide to surviving a trip to IKEA—how to get in, get out, and keep your sanity.
• Pro tips for assembling IKEA furniture like a pro, even if you “don’t need the instructions” (but trust us, you do).
• Discovering your matronly side at Joanne Fabrics—because dads can rock the fabric aisle too.
• Running errands like a boss—how to make the most of your time and get stuff done without losing momentum.
• Why DIY home projects are the ultimate dad power move.

Join us as we share our personal dad victories and failures, offer up some practical tips, and, of course, throw in a few dad jokes along the way. Don’t forget to subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with your fellow dads who know the true art of getting stuff done!

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Episode 193: Surviving Heat Waves and Bug Bites—The Dad's Guide to Summer Struggles

Summer isn’t all BBQs and pool parties—sometimes it’s heat waves that melt your will to live and bug bites that turn your kids into human pin cushions! In this episode of the Top Dad Podcast, we’re tackling the not-so-fun parts of summer: how to survive those blistering heat waves without losing your cool and dealing with the endless barrage of bug bites that come with outdoor dad life.

From heat hacks that’ll keep you feeling like the cool dad you are, to tips on stopping your kids from scratching themselves silly, we’ve got the lowdown on how to make it through the dog days of summer with your sanity (mostly) intact.

Show Notes:

• Best dad-approved tips for staying cool during a heat wave—because someone has to keep the ice cream from melting.
• Top remedies for treating and preventing bug bites, plus how to distract your kids from the itching.
• Why heat and bugs always seem to show up when you're finally ready to relax outside.
• Creative ways to keep the family entertained indoors when it’s too hot to handle.
• A few classic dad jokes to help ease the pain of both the heat and the bites.

Tune in for survival tips, plenty of laughs, and everything you need to know to make it through the hottest (and itchiest) days of summer. Don’t forget to subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with your fellow dads who are battling the summer elements!

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Episode 192: The Dad Awakening—Realizing You’re Not in Your Twenties Anymore

Dads, it’s time for a reality check—you're not 21 anymore, and your back probably reminded you of that this morning! In this episode of the Top Dad Podcast, we're diving into the bittersweet realization that we’re not as young as we used to be. From creaky joints to realizing you’ve become the guy who complains about loud music, we’re here to help you navigate this new phase of dad life with a smile (and maybe a groan or two).

We’ll share stories of our own “I’m not as young as I thought” moments, and offer tips on how to embrace the wisdom (and the occasional ibuprofen) that comes with getting older. Spoiler alert: it’s not all bad news—there’s something pretty cool about being the wise, seasoned dad who still knows how to have fun.

Show Notes:

• The telltale signs that you’re officially out of your twenties—hint: it’s not just the gray hairs.
• How to cope with the physical changes that come with aging, without losing your sense of humor.
• Embracing the perks of being an “older” dad—because with age comes a whole lot of dad wisdom.
• Tips for staying active, healthy, and feeling young at heart, even if your knees disagree.
• Why being a dad in your thirties (and beyond) is still pretty awesome.

Join us for some laughs, a few groans, and a whole lot of dad truths as we come to terms with aging like a fine (or maybe not-so-fine) wine. Don’t forget to subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with your fellow dads who are feeling the aches and pains of fatherhood!

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Episode 191: Back to School Blues & The Great Sidewalk Debate: A Dad’s Guide to the Returning your Children to School. 

School’s in session, and so is a whole new set of challenges for dads everywhere! In this episode of the Top Dad Podcast, we’re diving into how to mentally prepare for the big back-to-school shift in family dynamics. From the chaos of getting everyone out the door on time to finding peace amidst the new routines, we’ve got the tips you need to keep your sanity intact as the school bell rings.

But wait, there’s more! We also stumble into a small but heated debate about what to call that mysterious strip of land between the street and the sidewalk. Is it a berm? A verge? A hellstrip? Spoiler: we couldn’t agree, so we deleted the best parts of the argument, but you’ll still get a taste of our classic dad banter without the My Dad can Beat up your dAd parts...

Show Notes:

• Mental preparation tips for the back-to-school transition—because dad needs to be in top form!
• Strategies for managing new routines without losing your cool.
• The importance of communication and setting expectations with the whole family.
• The Great Sidewalk Debate: What is that patch of grass called, anyway? (And does it really matter?)
• Our usual blend of dad wisdom, jokes, and a bit of friendly ribbing.

Tune in for a mix of practical advice and classic Top Dad humor as we navigate the back-to-school season and try (and fail) to agree on the little things. Don’t forget to subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with your fellow dads who are gearing up for the school year!

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