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Episode 194: Errands, IKEA, & Dads Getting Stuff Done Like a Boss

Dads, it’s time to roll up your sleeves and tackle that to-do list! In this episode of the Top Dad Podcast, we’re talking all things “Dad Errands”—from navigating the maze that is IKEA to piecing together flat-packed furniture without losing your cool. Plus, we’re embracing our inner homemaker with a trip to Joanne Fabrics, because who says dads can’t pick out craft supplies with the best of them?

Whether you’re building a bookshelf, hanging new curtains, or just knocking out those weekend errands like the boss dad you are, this episode is all about mastering the art of getting stuff done around the house—efficiently and with style (or at least without breaking too much of a sweat).

Show Notes:

• The ultimate dad’s guide to surviving a trip to IKEA—how to get in, get out, and keep your sanity.
• Pro tips for assembling IKEA furniture like a pro, even if you “don’t need the instructions” (but trust us, you do).
• Discovering your matronly side at Joanne Fabrics—because dads can rock the fabric aisle too.
• Running errands like a boss—how to make the most of your time and get stuff done without losing momentum.
• Why DIY home projects are the ultimate dad power move.

Join us as we share our personal dad victories and failures, offer up some practical tips, and, of course, throw in a few dad jokes along the way. Don’t forget to subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with your fellow dads who know the true art of getting stuff done!

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Episode 193: Surviving Heat Waves and Bug Bites—The Dad's Guide to Summer Struggles

Summer isn’t all BBQs and pool parties—sometimes it’s heat waves that melt your will to live and bug bites that turn your kids into human pin cushions! In this episode of the Top Dad Podcast, we’re tackling the not-so-fun parts of summer: how to survive those blistering heat waves without losing your cool and dealing with the endless barrage of bug bites that come with outdoor dad life.

From heat hacks that’ll keep you feeling like the cool dad you are, to tips on stopping your kids from scratching themselves silly, we’ve got the lowdown on how to make it through the dog days of summer with your sanity (mostly) intact.

Show Notes:

• Best dad-approved tips for staying cool during a heat wave—because someone has to keep the ice cream from melting.
• Top remedies for treating and preventing bug bites, plus how to distract your kids from the itching.
• Why heat and bugs always seem to show up when you're finally ready to relax outside.
• Creative ways to keep the family entertained indoors when it’s too hot to handle.
• A few classic dad jokes to help ease the pain of both the heat and the bites.

Tune in for survival tips, plenty of laughs, and everything you need to know to make it through the hottest (and itchiest) days of summer. Don’t forget to subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with your fellow dads who are battling the summer elements!

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Episode 192: The Dad Awakening—Realizing You’re Not in Your Twenties Anymore

Dads, it’s time for a reality check—you're not 21 anymore, and your back probably reminded you of that this morning! In this episode of the Top Dad Podcast, we're diving into the bittersweet realization that we’re not as young as we used to be. From creaky joints to realizing you’ve become the guy who complains about loud music, we’re here to help you navigate this new phase of dad life with a smile (and maybe a groan or two).

We’ll share stories of our own “I’m not as young as I thought” moments, and offer tips on how to embrace the wisdom (and the occasional ibuprofen) that comes with getting older. Spoiler alert: it’s not all bad news—there’s something pretty cool about being the wise, seasoned dad who still knows how to have fun.

Show Notes:

• The telltale signs that you’re officially out of your twenties—hint: it’s not just the gray hairs.
• How to cope with the physical changes that come with aging, without losing your sense of humor.
• Embracing the perks of being an “older” dad—because with age comes a whole lot of dad wisdom.
• Tips for staying active, healthy, and feeling young at heart, even if your knees disagree.
• Why being a dad in your thirties (and beyond) is still pretty awesome.

Join us for some laughs, a few groans, and a whole lot of dad truths as we come to terms with aging like a fine (or maybe not-so-fine) wine. Don’t forget to subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with your fellow dads who are feeling the aches and pains of fatherhood!

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Episode 191: Back to School Blues & The Great Sidewalk Debate: A Dad’s Guide to the Returning your Children to School. 

School’s in session, and so is a whole new set of challenges for dads everywhere! In this episode of the Top Dad Podcast, we’re diving into how to mentally prepare for the big back-to-school shift in family dynamics. From the chaos of getting everyone out the door on time to finding peace amidst the new routines, we’ve got the tips you need to keep your sanity intact as the school bell rings.

But wait, there’s more! We also stumble into a small but heated debate about what to call that mysterious strip of land between the street and the sidewalk. Is it a berm? A verge? A hellstrip? Spoiler: we couldn’t agree, so we deleted the best parts of the argument, but you’ll still get a taste of our classic dad banter without the My Dad can Beat up your dAd parts...

Show Notes:

• Mental preparation tips for the back-to-school transition—because dad needs to be in top form!
• Strategies for managing new routines without losing your cool.
• The importance of communication and setting expectations with the whole family.
• The Great Sidewalk Debate: What is that patch of grass called, anyway? (And does it really matter?)
• Our usual blend of dad wisdom, jokes, and a bit of friendly ribbing.

Tune in for a mix of practical advice and classic Top Dad humor as we navigate the back-to-school season and try (and fail) to agree on the little things. Don’t forget to subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with your fellow dads who are gearing up for the school year!

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🎙️ Episode 190: The End is Near—of Summer, That Is! Pre-Back to School Survival Guide for Dads

As summer starts packing its bags and the school year creeps closer, it's time to shift gears from poolside lounging to homework helpin'. In this episode of the Top Dad Podcast, we’re diving into the deep end of the dad pool with tips and tricks to make the transition from summer fun to school run as smooth as your dad jokes (and just as cheesy).

We’ll be talking about how to squeeze in those last-minute summer memories, ways to get the kids back on a school schedule without losing your mind, and why you should never, ever leave school supply shopping until the last minute (unless you enjoy a good scavenger hunt). So grab your cargo shorts and flip-flops one last time, because we’re going out with a dad-bang!

Show Notes:

• How to 'bookend' the summer with some final fun—because you’re the author of dad life.
• How to pack in a summers worth of reading into five days. 
• The best (and worst) times to tackle school supply shopping—spoiler: don’t do it the night before!
• Ideas for making back-to-school exciting—yes, even more exciting than the new action movie you’ve been waiting to see.
• Why “dad jokes” are the perfect tool for easing those back-to-school jitters.

Get ready to laugh, learn, and maybe even cry a little—because the end of summer is no joke... except when it is! Don’t forget to subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with your fellow dads who are also preparing for the back-to-school blitz!

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🎙️ Episode 189: When to Yell at Other People's Kids + A Dad's Guide to the movies

Welcome to another insightful and hilarious episode of the Top Dad Podcast! In this episode, we're tackling a tricky but important topic: when is it okay to yell at other people's kids when they're over at your house? We'll share our experiences, dive into the dos and don'ts, and offer practical tips for navigating these sticky situations.

But that's not all! Coordinating a movie night with friends can sometimes feel like herding cats. That's why we're also giving you the ultimate Dad's Guide to Buying Movie Tickets with Friends. From picking the perfect showtime to managing group texts, we've got you covered to ensure a smooth and fun outing.

Tune in for laughs, relatable stories, and plenty of dad wisdom. Don't miss it!

Show Notes:

• The fine line between discipline and overstepping
• Setting boundaries and expectations with other people's kids
• Effective communication with other parents
• The art of buying movie tickets with friends
• Tips for organizing group outings without the stress

Be sure to subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with your fellow dads!

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🎙️ Episode 188: Disaster Dads: Preparing for the Unexpected

In this episode of "Disaster Dads," we dive into the world of preparedness for the most unpredictable scenarios, from natural disasters like tornadoes to the fantastical but thrilling concept of a zombie apocalypse. 

Join us as we explore practical tips, essential gear, and strategic plans to ensure your family’s safety and well-being in the face of any catastrophe. Whether it’s hunkering down in a storm shelter or fortifying your home against the undead, this episode will equip you with the knowledge and confidence to protect your loved ones, no matter what comes your way. Don’t miss out on this essential guide to becoming the ultimate Disaster Dad! 🧟☠️🧰 🎯

Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Please follow us on social media for great Top Dad tips, tricks, jokes, and hacks. TopDadpod.com

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🎙️ Episode 187: "When Inclusion Goes Awry: Navigating the Challenges of Parenting and Inclusion" 

Welcome back to the Top Dad podcast, where we tackle the toughest parenting topics with humor, honesty, and a dash of dad jokes. This week, we're diving into a serious but essential topic: what to do when inclusion goes wrong. As parents, we all strive to teach our kids the importance of inclusivity and kindness. But what happens when those well-intentioned efforts hit a snag? Whether it's dealing with exclusion at school, misunderstandings on the playground, or our own missteps, navigating the challenges of inclusion can be tricky.

Join us as we share personal stories, expert advice, and a few laughs along the way. We'll explore how to turn these awkward moments into valuable lessons and help our kids become more empathetic and understanding individuals. So grab your favorite seltzer, put on your thinking cap, and get ready for a deep dive into the world of inclusion mishaps and triumphs.

Catch you next time, and remember: Being a top dad isn't about being perfect; it's about striving to be better every day. 🏆👨‍👧‍👦💬

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🎙️ Episode 186: "Seltzers, Sand Traps, and Summer Shenanigans: The Ultimate Dad's Guide"

Welcome back to the Top Dad podcast, where we take dad jokes seriously and summer fun even more so! In this episode, we dive into the sun-soaked world of summer lovin'—dad style. Join us as we crack open some ice-cold seltzers, share our best (and worst) golf stories, and dish out top-notch tips for making the most of those precious summer days with your kids before the school bell rings again.

Will our golf game ever improve? Unlikely. Can we find the perfect seltzer flavor? Possibly. Are we determined to squeeze every last drop of fun out of this summer? Absolutely! So grab your sunscreen, put on those cargo shorts, and tune in for a hilarious ride through the dad-verse of summer delights.

Show Notes:

• Intro Banter:
  • The great seltzer debate: Is there a perfect flavor, or are we all just chasing bubbles?
  • A moment of silence for our golf scores.
• Segment 1: Summer Seltzer Showdown
  • Rating our top 5 favorite summer seltzers.
  • The one seltzer flavor that should never exist (looking at you, bacon).
• Segment 2: Golfing Grievances and Glory
  • Epic fails and unexpected triumphs on the golf course.
  • The mysterious case of the disappearing golf balls.
• Segment 3: Quality Time Quandaries
  • Creative and borderline ridiculous ways to hang out with your kids.
  • The ultimate summer bucket list for dads and kids.
  • Balancing dad time and me time without losing your sanity (or your kids).
• Outro:
  • Our final thoughts on making the most of your summer as a dad.
  • Bonus Top Dad content: stay tuned until the very end of the podcast to hear our Green-Day-esque bonus.

Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and review the Top Dad podcast on your favorite platform. Follow us on social media for more dad jokes, behind-the-scenes antics, and updates. Stay cool, dads!

Catch you next time, and remember: Being a top dad is all about the journey, not just the perfectly grilled burger. 🍔⛳🌞

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🎙️ Episode 185: When is it no longer cool for your kids to call you Daddy?

Join us on Top Dad as we dive into the emotional journey of kids transitioning from "Daddy" to "Dad." Plus, hear about Ken's wild summer at the Y and lakeside with Uncle Bert, and Matt's European escapade through Switzerland and Paris. Don't miss out on the laughter and insights! 🌟 #TopDadPodcast #ParentingJourney #FamilyAdventures

Segment 1: The Daddy Dilemma

• When does "Daddy" become "Dad"? We discuss the moments when our kids started using our proper names and how it felt like a badge of honor and a pang of nostalgia all at once.
• Top Dad Ken shares his amusement (and slight confusion) when his youngest called him "Ken" for the first time in public, much to the amusement of strangers.

Segment 2: Ken's Summer Adventures

• Recap of Ken's epic summer vacation: from birthday parties at the local Y to lakeside adventures with Uncle Bert. Dive into the chaos and hilarity that ensued, including the infamous fishing trip where Uncle Bert almost caught a boot instead of a trout.

Segment 3: Matt's European Escapade

• Ooh la la! Matt takes us on a journey through his European adventure, from the stunning landscapes of Switzerland to the romantic streets of Paris. Highlights include navigating French menus, marveling at Swiss efficiency, and trying to convince his kids that the Eiffel Tower isn't just a tall radio antenna.

Conclusion: Thanks for joining us on this episode of Top Dad! Remember, whether they call you "Daddy," "Dad," or "Hey, you," the adventure of fatherhood continues. Stay tuned for more laughs, insights, and dad wisdom. Until next time, keep rocking those dad moments!

Thank you for listening and taking this journey with us. Please follow us on social media for great Top Dad tips, tricks, jokes, and hacks. TopDadpod.com

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