If you are Ann, please do not listen to this episode. Alex and Danielle celebrate the elimination of the most perplexing fourth place finisher in the series. Meanwhile, the models are introduced to Japanese street style and the "Babydoll Lolita" look (yikes). Plus, a Harajuku fashion shoot, in which Ann looks like a certain anime character. 

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This week, all the girls are merely in orbit of the ultimate showdown: Eva vs. Ann. Sister against sister. Best friend against best friend. Who do we side with? Plus, Norelle's bewildered by Japanese culture, and Amanda and Yaya compete to see who loves the country the most. 

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Alex and Danielle have a special guest this week: Abby Walburn, friend of the pod and real-life actress. She's going to help break down the models' truly terrible Campbell's Soup commercials, as well as their deathbed skit with Taye Diggs (who we're sure know from UPN's "Kevin Hill"). Plus, the girls head to Japan to meet the Tokyians (as Norelle would say). Also, please excuse the scratchy audio on Abby's end. 

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We're sorry for getting this episode out so late to y'all. Alex's lap top broke... again. She and Danielle decompress after a stressful election week with a lively discussion about Yaya apologizing to a hat, a diva-off on the red carpet, and Tyra's mom absolving her daughter of all sins related to not helping Cassie with her bulimia. Plus, Danielle summarizes a recent interview with Amanda. 

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Alex and Danielle recorded this episode before the election, so enjoy a blissfully carefree hour and a half of ANTM analysis! It's go-see week and Toccara has a rough one as she runs into more issues finding clothes that fit her — at the designer's studios and at the photo shoot. We break down the argument between Toccara and the stylist, as well as the disagreement between the judges on whether to send her home. Plus, Cassie's boyfriend wants out and Amanda learns what "take responsibility" means when some of the models are late for their meeting with Nanette Lepore. 

Yet another iconic episode! Yaya perfectly calls out Ann's lack of respeito when the jock carves an immature (yes, Ann, it was immature) message into Cassie's low-carb brownies. Plus, Cassie admits to Tyra that she throws up after eating in an Intervention style mediation. And, we say goodbye to the hilarious Kelle. You were spoiled and had no intensity in your eyes, but we loved you. 

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This week, Kelle's self confidence hits new depths as she grapples with yet another week of criticism from the judges. But, Toccara scores points with Alex and Danielle for comforting Kelle, while also revealing her poor relationship with her parents. Meanwhile, the models pose in their underwear in a store window and participate in a roller blading, Dooney & Bourke photo shoot. On Top Model News, Alex and Danielle discuss Will (C21)'s appearance on "The Amazing Race."

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There's a game afoot! The Great Crystal Hunt, led by Amanda, winds its way through the model house, embroiling Eva, Jennipher and Ann in big momma drama. Plus, Miss Jay disappoints by not taking Amanda's disability seriously and Cycle 2 winner Yoanna returns for a guest spot that involves the ugliest shoes of the 2000s... Crocs!

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It's makeover week and most of the models get a confidence boost (too much of one, in Amanda's case) from their new 'dos and (for Norelle) teeth. But, Camille's week is ruined by allegations that she has an eating disorder, which — once again — is left for the girls to deal with rather than a licensed professional. Plus, Alex and Danielle pay way too much attention to the models' hands in a Nivea photo shoot, and they debut a new segment: Top Model News. 

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It's the first, full week of modeling for Cycle 3, and we're going deep: We talk about how Kelle's past struggles with racism affect how she acts on the show, we find out that Leah is a Catholic influencer, and we discuss the dirt on Nolé Marin. Plus, we're only slightly disturbed by Ann and Eva's "friendship."

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