Larry tells how his handyman used to charge him on a sliding scale (sliding upward!) based on how many times he had seen Larry on TV recently! We ponder chick peas vs. garbanzo beans, then Larry wonders if he's more an E-Z boy or a lazy boy. And Larry recites the great poem "See It Through" by Edgar Guest, then talks about the classic James Cagney gangster movie "White Heat."Quote of the week: "That's what I like being. E-Z and lazy."Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox