This week the guys take a deep dive into the hilarity that is Yahoo questions. They talk about fighting orangutans, mermaids, walking on the sun and yankee candles. There's some more gross stuff from Derrick but we won't get into that. All of that and more in this weeks Top Shelf Banter

This week we discuss hauntings. We delve deep into the horror genre of trick or treaters, Derricks hand shakes, actual haunted house, Derricks handshakes, horror movies and Derricks handshakes. This whole episode is so spooky it'll make you never want to shake Derricks hand ever again.

This week Donnie is the Topic Master and he has some puzzlers for us. We talk about bi-sexual vampires, how to properly kill a vampire, what is actually a gun and how to die as a vampire. There's a brief discussion of pandas and everybody loves pandas. All of this and more on this weeks Top Shelf Banter.

This week we go back into the internet with the guys, and we help a random stranger to spice up their dating profile to make them more interesting and not so......normal. We also congratulate an employee of the month share fond memories of the help that this specific employee has done, to help us out in our personal lives. All of this and more in this weeks Top Shelf Banter

This week, we come to you new and not improved as we are down a member of our quartet. We do our best to fill the void, by talking about a trip along the Oregon trail, holidays, sports, Jimmy's disdain for the Seattle Mariners and cable. All of this and more on Top Shelf Banter.

This week on Top Shelf Banter, we talk about stuff. And that stuff inevitably leads to things and deep discussions about those things. We talk about celebrities again, weddings and words. Words that hurt our ears, specially if Derrick says them. So please get your ear plugs ready and relax with a beverage, cause you're most likely going to need it for this one.

Top Shelf Banter went undercover and snuck into the closing ceremony of the Tokyo Olympics. We witness the closing ceremony, then sneak off to continue doing the episode in the typical shenanigan style of banter. We discuss the Olympics past and present a d go into a weird tangent of what new sports should be allowed. All of this and more in this weeks Top Shelf Banter.

Well, we did it. We have officially made it a year and boy howdy what a year it's been. This is a very special episode, where we are all Topic Masters. We discuss movie making, gods, torture and Banjos. All of this and more in our very special episode.

This week we delve into the internet.....again. We help a bystander with their dating profile, discuss the reasons about double hot dogs not being a thing and fashion. All of this and more on this weeks episode.

This week we apologize because we gave Derrick a platform for him to complain about.....everything. From Applebee's, to gas station prices, to theft and Capitalism. So strap in cause its a bumpy ride and get ready to be annoyed and hope that Derrick is permanently muted.