Sooo, I’m in line at Chipotle, and buddy walks in, on speakerphone, LOUD AS HELL. (Recorded January, 3, 2022)

New year. New me, but also the same me. I also apologize for the delay. I got a new phone, and have been transferring data and sounds and shit. (Recorded January 1, 2022)

Things are looking up! Like, foreal! (Recorded November 27, 2021)

Ok. Your task, Torrance, is to talk about sex, BUT make it tasteful. You can do this. YOU CAN DO THIS!! (Recorded October 17, 2021)

“This ain’t your parent’s 37…” (Recorded October 26, 2021)

I’ll tell ya what, the “law” ain’t got NOTHIN on society, word to Bill Cosby. (Recorded September 27, 2021)

Bruh! I done been payin’ a mortgage for one whole complete ass year!! (Recorded September 2, 2021)

In short, stop expecting you from everybody else. (Recorded August 15, 2021)

Nobody asked about a new episode, so either ya’ll have realized i’m tryflin, OR ya’ll just ain’t studdin me no mores. EITHER WAY….(Recorded August 7, 2021)

Well, this was inevitable. Summer is here, and so are vaccines. That means folk are back outside, and in full force. I hate it. (Recorded June 13, 2021)