The bird/book Guide MK2 is deliberately confusing Random, what on wherever is reverse temporal engineering?

Arthur meets up with Ford - the previous Bird 'owner' and speaks of similar confusing, but life saving oddities.

Ford has sent a new version of the Guide to Arthur, but they don't know that yet. Random - runs off with it and meets a 'bird'.

You do realise that ALL episodes are available on this podcast don't you?

In which Arthur is asking all the wrong questions in many of the wrong universes to almost all the wrong species. Ford is trying to work out what has happened to the Guide - and then escape from it.

In which Arthur decides he real is in the wrong Earth, and Ford is horrified to discover the HHGttG owners have - changed things.

In which Ford Prefect Finds a new edition of the Book, and tries to keep it. Meanwhile, Arthur is looking for Fenchurch in all the wrong universes.

Trisha McMillan - if that is her name - does not have her bag with her, but does get to fly in a spaceship

In which Arthur and Fenchurch are confused by Wonko's sanity but given clues for finding that which Fenchurch lost.

The Fuolornis Fire Dragons not being available due to extinction, a 747 takes the place of a big thing in the sky while our couple - couple.

They do a lot more than fly - no dragons were involved, but a 747 got very close. Ford meets a new life form and is utterly unhelpful.

Arthur, having found Fenny by extraordinary good fortune, does a lot of talking. Ford does some hacking. Fenny found the Guide and things really take off.

New readers, start ages ago or you won't have a clue what's going on.