Totally Mad Citizen

Welcome back to The Nigel Season.

Tom is now safely back in the United Kingdom after his American road trip, but peace was never an option. Nigel has followed him home. He didn’t need a plane ticket — he simply appeared.

In this episode, we dive deeper into Nigel’s disturbing evolution. He is no longer satisfied with just watching. He’s now actively trying to replace Tom — studying his voice, his mannerisms, and his daily habits so he can take over his life completely.

Nigel is getting bolder, more intelligent, and far more dangerous. The four-foot-tall demonic penguin with glowing white eyes is no longer hiding in the fridge or the closet… he’s becoming part of Tom’s everyday reality.

This season continues to spiral into pure unhinged chaos, exactly as promised.

See you next Wednesday for Episode 4 of The Nigel Season.

Sleep with one eye open…

Nigel is already home. 😈

Tom checks in from Tennessee while on his American road trip, but the real star is Nigel, who has fully evolved.

He is no longer just a fridge penguin — he is now a 4 foot 2 inch interdimensional demonic entity with gunmetal grey feathers, sickly yellow patches, and glowing white eyes. He didn’t fly or swim across the Atlantic… he simply appeared ahead of Tom.

Nigel has already got to Tennessee. He’s been living in Tom’s closet, sleeping in his clothes, and getting comfortable. He’s no longer hiding. He’s getting bolder, and he’s very excited that he finally has his own dedicated season.

Tom has officially accepted that Nigel is messed up and terrifying — and he’s perfectly fine with it.

This season is going full unhinged, just as promised.

See you next Wednesday for Episode 3 of The Nigel Season.

Sleep with the lights on.

And maybe keep that closet door closed. 😈

Season 3 is officially here — and as promised, this entire season is dedicated to Nigel.

In the premiere episode, we dive straight into the deep end. Nigel has evolved. He’s no longer the cute little fridge penguin from Season 1. He’s now a 4 foot 2 inch tall demonic entity with gunmetal grey feathers, sickly yellow-white patches, and glowing milky white eyes with no pupils. He’s left the fridge behind and has become interdimensional.

He didn’t fly across the Atlantic. He didn’t swim. He simply appeared ahead of Tom. And right now, he’s already in Tennessee… waiting patiently in the closet of wherever Tom is staying.

This season is going to be completely unhinged. Nigel has full creative control and he is very, very excited to finally have his own show.

If you thought previous seasons were crazy… you haven’t seen anything yet.

Welcome to The Nigel Season.

See you next Wednesday for Episode 2.

Sleep tight… and maybe keep the closet door closed. 😈

Tom confirms that he is now in Texas from his long drive of 9 1/2 hours from Missouri, also talking about 911 and other world conspiracies and the time he woke up to the real world.

Also confirmed the big announcement: Season 3 will be 100% dedicated to Nigel — as promised.

A reflective, honest, and forward-looking episode to close out Season 2. No wild conspiracies this time — just straight talk about where Tom’s head is at and what comes next.

Thank you for riding with us through Season 2. See you next week for the start of The Nigel Season.

Never submit.

Never comply.

This episode was recorded while Tom was on the road in Missouri, after travelling through the Appalachian Mountains in Tennessee and Illinois.

We had a very honest conversation about how he’s feeling during his American road trip. He says he feels at peace up on the mountain and is even more convicted about eventually leaving the UK for good. He confirmed he has mentally checked out of Britain and sees no realistic future there, especially with the direction the country is heading.

Tom also talked about his long-term plan to eventually settle in the Philippines with his girlfriend, who already lives there. He wants a simple, minimalistic, off-grid life focused on family rather than material things.

We wrapped up the episode by confirming that Season 3 will be 100% dedicated to Nigel — as promised.

A reflective, honest, and slightly more grounded episode as we head toward the end of Season 2.

See you next week for the Season 2 Finale.

This episode was recorded live from the top of a mountain in Thorn Hill, Tennessee.

We went full mountain conspiracy mode — talking about The Crawlers, the terrifying faceless creatures that are supposedly hunting Bigfoot in the Smokies. Things got properly unhinged when I described them… and Tom immediately compared them to the Chinese population.

Yes, he said it. Then immediately apologised.

We laughed it off, but it was one of the most chaotic and unfiltered moments we’ve had in a while.

We also talked about how Tom is feeling up on the mountain, his plans for the rest of the road trip, and how he’s mentally already checked out of the UK.

A proper mix of crazy conspiracy talk and our usual madness.

Next week we continue Season 2… and Nigel is getting very impatient.

See you then! 😌

This episode was recorded live from the Appalachian Mountains in Thorn Hill, Tennessee.

Tom gives us an update from America after one week on the road — driving from North Carolina through South Carolina and into the mountains. He says he’s feeling real peace being up at 1,500 feet, away from the constant surveillance and pressure back home.

We had a very honest conversation about his future plans. While he still carries love for Britain, he has mentally checked out years ago and believes the country is on a serious downward spiral. He confirmed he is actively planning to leave permanently within the next 5 years, with the Philippines (where his girlfriend already lives) being the main destination.

We also agreed to bring the full unhinged, lunatic energy back next week — which means Nigel will almost certainly be making his return.

A good mix of peaceful reflection from the mountains and the usual Totally Mad Citizen chaos brewing underneath.

See you next Wednesday… and yes, Nigel is listening. 😌

This was a very honest, serious, and grounded episode.

We talked about the increasing surveillance state in the UK, the rollout of Digital ID, smart meters, and the direction the country is heading. Tom was very clear and firm: he will never surrender and never comply with this growing system of control, no matter who is in power.

He also opened up about his plan to eventually leave Britain — possibly within the next five years — and go off-grid. While he still carries deep love for his country and the British spirit, he refuses to sit and watch it destroy itself. His girlfriend is already in the country he’s considering, and she is fully supportive.

This episode had very little of the usual madness and a lot more real talk. It was raw, sincere, and showed the seriousness behind Tom’s “never comply” stance.

We’ll pick this conversation up again next week.

Until then — stay strong, stay awake, and never bend.

Never submit.

Never comply.

This week we got into some proper surveillance talk — how smart meters and modern TVs aren’t just appliances, they’re actively monitoring and profiling you. Even when you think the TV is “off,” it’s still listening and collecting data. We also discussed how gaming puts you in a highly suggestible state, making it easier for these devices to do their job.

Tom made it clear he questions everything the government does and refuses to blindly trust the system. We also had a fun, lighter moment when he revealed his girlfriend is actually listening to the podcast live. She’s fully aware of all the madness — including Nigel living in the fridge.

A nice balance of serious conspiracy discussion and our usual chaotic energy.

Next Wednesday we continue Season 2.

Until then… maybe check if your TV is really off.

Never submit.

Never comply. 😌

This was a serious, no-nonsense episode of Totally Mad Citizen.

We talked about the recent announcement in the King’s Speech that Digital ID will be rolled out across the United Kingdom, along with the dangers of smart meters, programmable digital currencies, and the clear direction we’re heading toward a one-world government system.

Tom was very direct and uncompromising: he will never surrender, never comply, and as a Christian he believes it is his duty to resist this growing tyranny. He also spoke about eventually going off-grid and significantly reducing his online presence as the system tightens its grip.

We both agreed we are still in the early stages, but the direction is unmistakable — and most people in the West are sleepwalking into it, distracted by comfort and entertainment, refusing to see what’s coming.

No wild conspiracies or penguins this week — just straight, honest talk about freedom, resistance, and the very real threats we’re facing.

This might be one of the most important episodes we’ve recorded so far.

Next Wednesday, we continue.

Until then — stay awake, stay strong, and never comply.