Rob and John talk about the madcap innovation of the Swedish turretless tank that still represents a high point of design brilliance. And then because we're Australians talking on defence issues we cover the weirdness of our submarine procurement.

This episode is all about Centurion!

So you've declared war on the whole world and you can't build proper tanks fast enough to keep the Red Army out of Prussia.

What do you come up with to slow down the enemy as much as possible, without actually changing the course of the war?

It's the tank that isn't a tank, the little armoured vehicle which no two tank nerds can even agree on the name of.

This month, Totally Tanked brings you: The Hetzer!

Rob and John talk through the very clever French offering to the world of tanks, the LeClerc main battle tank.

And then we have a laugh about how badly the British have stuffed up their AJAX program.

This episode focuses on the great Cold Warrior, the American M-60, why you shouldn't call it a Patton, and why anti-tank missiles ended up being a dead end.

Then we turn our attentions to a very nice Imperial Stout, and discuss the abject foolishness of the Challenger 3 announcement.

We've got an alternate theme music this episode thanks to Etienne Chartrand reworking the amazing Luke McGrath.

Mistakes were made. 

We should have split this tank up over two episodes, we should have bought a Russian beer, not a dutch beer that was sitting on the Czech beer shelf.

But in terms of speaking glowingly about the most produced tank of WW2 for over an hour.

Nailed it!

What would a tank look like if it was designed with all the most modern features, with no expense spared?

What if it was intended to shred antiquated armour?

Wonder no more! Instead come and listen in to find out about the most advanced tank in the world!

The world's favourite tank podcast is back to figure out what went wrong with Italian armour in the second world war. 

Featuring the Carro armato M 13/40

In our first episode of 2021 we take on the most produced armoured fighting vehicle of history, the father of the technical, and yet the almost utterly unknown Universal Carrier!

Rob and John take on the most produced tank in the history of the world with special help from a guest who has lived the dream of commanding a stolen tank in a dystopian war-zone. It's a special bumper episode on the kalashnikov of tanks, the T-55!