(13) Who doesn't like the tax man? That's right... pretty much nobody! Join us as we tackle a few tales of taxation woe. We'll sail into pirate infested waters to avoid paying a bullshit protection tax or watch your countries tax income go up in smoke as law enforcement fights crime it created!

(12) Didn't get enough grog on St. Patrick's day this month? Well turn that frown upside down! We're coming in hot with a frosted mug full of Soft Served to spread a little fun & positivity. Join your hosts Chris & Corey as they warm your heart with some mindless babble and stories of kindness!

(11) OHHH THESE ACHES & PAINS!!! Got a stubbed toe that has you feeling like a cripple or a pulled hamstring that makes you pop those pain meds like candy? Get ready for a world or hurt as we dig into some tales of actual pain & suffering that put your petty aches to bed!

(10) Has the crappy cold weather of February kept a chill in your heart? Well fear not! We're here to warm you up and spread a little joy with some fun stories of positivity! Join us for the February episode of Soft Served and put a stupid smile on your face! 

(9) Love is in the air! Nothing says romance like getting extorted into a horrible life of forced prostitution or having to crawl into a burlap sack for some lame dry humping! Get yourself ready for a hot date with two cool dudes...NOT! Join us on today's episode as we talk about the not so illustrious side of dating! Maybe your next bad date won't feel so bad after all.

(8) Don't let the doom and gloom from 2020 keep you down! It's a new year, so maybe try to cheer up and focus on some good shit! Join us in this hot mess episode of Soft Served as we talk about some positive stories that might shine a little light on to the new year ahead. 

(7) New year, new still broke as shit you! Think winning the lottery or spending public funds for atrocities is a good time...think again! Join us on todays episode where we cash in on two stories that involve pissing away serious money on some dumb and horrible shit! Hopefully you will pinch your pennies and be a nicer person after this one!

(6) What's better than some good news to end out this rough year? How about an episode of soft served! In this episode we touch on a couple of positive stories to help you get through your holiday season! So join us as your hosts somehow manage to not completely botch this entire episode and spread some much needed joy!

(5) Ho Ho Holy Shit! Christmas is upon us! It's time to enjoy getting together with friends & family and whining about the holiday season! With too many expensive gifts, high expectations and drunk relatives to bring you down, be grateful that you aren't getting fined for celebrating the holiday or being kidnapped by Santa clause!

(4) On this first ever episode of "Soft Served" we touch on a few lighter stories from around the globe to bring a little goodness to your first world woes. Join us on this train wreck of a feel good episode as we discuss helping your fellow man and not being a complete asshole in the process... and some mindless babble from your hosts!