*What do Fleshlights and pick-up lines have in common? Not much but we manage to weave them together somehow. Guys, quit saying weird creepy things to women. You can hide behind those dating apps but eventually you're going to have to actually meet people. Before we send you out into the wild, let's go over a few things that work and a lot of things that don't.

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