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Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley take on this incredibly incisive look at the world of female stars and what happens when they age; by way of Director Coralie Fargeat‘s careful eye.

Jill, Dion and the younger hotter version of Quinny (who disappointingly looks exactly the same) are here for this exploration of body dysmorphia, female disempowerment, sexual politics and showering people in gouts of blood and viscera.

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Elisabeth Sparkle, renowned for an aerobics show, faces a devastating blow on her 50th birthday as her boss fires her. Amid her distress, a laboratory offers her a substance which promises to transform her into an enhanced version of herself.

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