(1994 - 2023) Another day, another death. Track Trick, the individual who lived in the basement of that shack down the street, died last night in an incident one might call not reality. A level-50 Sims player, Track was part of an ostracized community of Gaymers, existing in that liminal space between Call of Duty and Sam Smith. He will be remembered as a friend to no one, as a son to two NASCAR boomers, and as a loving husband to Spouse 1 - who, in the end, was real after all. Microwave meatloaf will be short-circuited at the funeral as a goodbye snack.

ft. MATT GEHRING as Track Trick

(On earth, you can catch Matt on Twitter @mattryanx )

This episode is sponsored by: TYCOON TYCOON

TRICIA CRIMMINS - Spouse 1 / Trip Trick / sponsor

JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Dip Trick

DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Microwave

theme song by AARON SHAPIRO

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