As you would expect from a 117 year old recording, the audio quality isn't the best, but here it is - their actual words. See for yourself (link)

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Are PhDs going to be of any use after the apocalypse? Is Rob forever trapped as a human geneticist? Should everyone be trained to clean their kitchen using radioactive chicken juice? Jimmy the Student joins the podcast!

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Rob backpacks through Europe for his first conference and Jeff makes a random left hand turn into the best taco shop ever. Conferences - you either love 'em, hate 'em or feel somewhere in between about 'em.

Front bumper: "Lonesome Railroad Blues" 1953 Firehouse Five, plus Two

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Thracken and Turis are trying to figure out whats up with all the force choking in the Imperial Navy. And wondering about the limits of ethics on the Death Star.

Apollo 11, Space Shuttle launch and Apollo 14 sounds from archive.org

Music - Blue Rain (Lluvai Helancolica) by Terry Snyder Trio; Mercer; Van Hensen

A science pub bloomed in Sioux Falls and Edisto Beach was discovered. Cubic wombat poop was solved and Voyager 2 finally escaped.

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Rob's trying to refute a published finding and Jeff is still hanging on to an authorship shuffle from over 15 years ago. Arsenate can naturally build up to 3mM and some authors are publishing an unfair number of papers.

Felisa Wolfe Simon's 2010 Science paper (here)

2018 Astrobiology paper that cites the Wolfe paper without qualification (here)

2018 Chemistry (European Journal) paper that cites Wolf paper without qualification (here)

Felisa Wolfe-Simon's web page (here)

Natural arsenate levels in the deserts of eastern California and Nevada can be ~3mM (here)

Rosemary Redfield's blog (here)

http://retractionwatch.com/

Sep 12, 2018 Nature Comment - "Thousands of scientists publish a paper every 5 days" (here)

International Committee of Medical Journal Editors policy on authorship (here)

Galadriel Mirkwood, the dog who helped write a paper (here)

Note - Galadriel lived in Lothlorien, which is across the Anduin and separate from Mirkwood

Lack of sleep erodes your blood-brain-barrier (here)

Dr. Arnold J. Berk, still going strong (here)

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Rob thinks about serving up celebrities while Jeff contemplates cannibalism. Regulatory, ethical and gustatory roadblocks galore!

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Its happening already...Memphis Meats

I Like Cows by Johnny Socko, live in Atlanta 1996

In a random turn of events, we resurrect the 116 year-old voices from the International Congress of Genetics which was happening at the very same time that we recorded them. Plus, bad accents.

The 1902 Conference Proceedings

The American Florist, Aug 1919

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Who knew? Golly, they sounded so dignified and smart back then huh?

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