Trailer Tarot

Trailer Tarot

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  • CAPRICORN
    I'm probably racist in this one to someone, but not in the way you'd expect. You can't slip when you're already on the bottom. ☺️
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    20 min
  • LEO
    WATSKY. https://youtu.be/MiVyDMJAm_I Back in the day
    Daddy would say
    That if I kept on making ugly faces
    And I wasn’t careful it’d stay that way
    Oh great! Wow, no shit
    Ooh, hooray, that’s so sick! [Oooh! Ack! Brrrr]
    With a little bit of luck maybe one of those sticks
    [Verse 1]
    I’ll be feeling a hella of a lot of swell
    And from the second that I step in I’ll be smelling like a big cheese
    Everybody better be ready to get it get it
    Cause I’m getting nekkid if you really want a strip tease
    And the babies in their highchairs taking off their bibs
    And their mommies all be ripping out their wig weaves
    And the pretty people in the oil paintings on the wall
    Are popping molly and they’re stripping off their fig leaves
    Better burn your clothes
    It’ll curl your toes
    Kissing women and they turn to toads
    I’m pimping Kermit’s hoes
    And I’m sure that every girl is a pearl and the world is a perfect globe
    But when I’m joking with my little cousin
    And he pulls my finger then the motherfuckin’ earth explodes
    Boom
    [Pre-Hook]
    Sorry, not sorry
    Sorry, not sorry
    Sorry, not sorry
    Sorry, not sorry
    Sorry, not sorry
    Sorry, not sorry
    Sorry, not sorry
    [Hook]
    Back in the day
    Daddy would say
    That if I kept on making ugly faces
    And I wasn’t careful it’d stay that way
    Oh great! Wow, no shit
    Ooh, hooray, that’s so sick! [Oooh! Ack! Brrrr]
    With a little bit of luck maybe one of those sticks
    [Verse 2]
    Everybody been in it to win it kickin’ in for a minute
    And chilling but you’re tardy it’s why I gotta kill it
    And then hit the pretty people in the building with my party trick
    I think I’m gonna walk out of the door
    Hop in my DeLorean and I’m gonna soar
    'Cept that it’s a Subaru, and I’m yelling hoodie hoo!
    Hanging out the window like I’m Marty McFly
    A lot of the chickens in the flock wanna squawk and they get obnoxious
    And all I hear is bawk bawk
    And I’m not gonna wanna talk shop
    Better put a sock in it if you gotta cock block
    And be toxic and knock us and all we wanna do is rock rock and be raucous
    I’m not gonna ever stop if you think I’m chopped liver in the crock pot
    Cause I am a boss hog and I want the top spot and I got this
    [Pre-Hook]
    Sorry, not sorry
    Sorry, not sorry
    Sorry, not sorry
    Sorry, not sorry
    Sorry, not sorry
    Sorry, not sorry
    Sorry, not sorry
    [Hook]
    Back in the day
    Daddy would say
    That if I kept on making ugly faces
    And I wasn’t careful it’d stay that way
    Oh great! Wow, no shit
    Ooh, hooray, that’s so sick! [Oooh! Ack! Brrrr]
    With a little bit of luck maybe one of those sticks.
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    18 min
  • ARIES.
    Good morning.
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    19 min
  • Midnight Reading
    I'm sure I'll offend someone. But you know the drill.
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    32 min

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