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If you can get the headwind? You can bolt with ALL the liquor you want.

Topics: We have to talk about blizzard; Madiha's vacation report; brief Honkai Impact talk; the actual GACHA GAOL, a Touhou gacha came out! Esther plays Touhou Cannonball; over 40 dollars a ten roll! *heavy breathing*; board game with rpg elements; Letty Whiterock rate-up banner; Madiha briefly remembers what a bad time Game of Dice was; economic, cultural, military victories; you should know that; Madiha is successfully advertised by steam and bought Sea Salt! a lovecraftian action-strategy game; Herzog-Zwei alikes; terrorizing villagers; kiting with your last living cultist; killing babies; holy skeleton lady; strategy adjacent games going back to herzog zwei; Esther paid 30 dollars for Indivisible 4 years ago; it's just alright; valkyrie profile alike; shonen plot flavored up a bit with mythology; meathead girl; metroidvania stuff; shovel knight is going to be there; zone-tan cum potions; it's a lab zero game, and it's SO far back in the queue.

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As much as I want to fleece everyone for as much money as possible, we need to give them SOMETHING. What I'm coming at them with is COMMON HEADS.

Transmediacrity Game Jam is back. We break our partnership with Jodd Drogg games to bring you new exclusives, worked collaboratively, with partners who don't know what they are making, because they probably wouldn't like it if they knew the entirety of our dark, ribald designs from the get-go. In the spirit of hornyween, we've made some decadent and enticing new games with YOUR submissions, including the following:-Exquisite Corpse

-Poppin' Feet

-Touhou (But Fucked Up)

-Wayne Gretzky's War In The North

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My trauma could use some sexual healing.

Topics include: Madiha's decadent day; Esther gets successfully advertised to by MISTOVER; KRAFTON GAME UNION; a darkest dungeon filter over etrian odyssey; sadomasochism nun; potential titstorm candidate; but I UGH; the triumphant return of GACHA GAOL as we dive into DMM's femboy fetish gacha game WITCH WEAPON; the egg game; DMM's first real game (the first one we cared about); looks enough like a real game; mechanically fun, story is interesting(?); the origin of the fetish; white trans woman-sonas; cathartic shining; DEADLY PREMONITION SPOILERS from like 45:00 to like 53:00; Esther played A.I. The Somnium Files!; old man cringe humor; sexy eyeball; did you say Switch?; subverting the routes; your extremely strong daughter hates you; CODE VEIN came out, and it rules?; started going insane the minute the title screen music played; fast souls; this game is all about gifts; always GOING IN; characters are always talking, always interacting; going over the lore (as we knew it at the start of the game); learning and experiencing a story while doing core gamer shit; it's everything that you like; you can make any kind of character you want as long as it's a hot goth; Madiha is here with the breast size facts; system requirements chat; Things Just Got Worse; the perfect depression game; send us questions!

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I was legitimately contemplating the thought that real demons existed.

Topics include: Breaking your ribs again on labor day; ..................yeah; kids, just warm the seat!; when your time to play Xenoblade Chronicles 2 becomes a nap; predictably regimenting your day; Madiha has lost, CONTROL, a new game from the Alan Wake people; 260 super; getting video games with your graphics card; A.I. Apocalypse Psycho Esther; throwing a man counts as the "heavy" damage category; running up against the barriers; punching up the dialog line by line; fake stupid game journalism numbers; buying a Digital Deluxe Edition; Esther played DEADLY PREMONITION, zach; how disheveled is your york?; the PC version is dogshit; what will we do for the Hornyween Titstorm?; Deadly Premonition 2 hype; Xenoblade is Nintendo's "Tales of;" the Pokemon gacha is not yet worthy of a gacha gaol segment; getting your mind blown by Pokemon Gold & Silver when you were 12 years old.

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Rhea would not be able to get these teens to learn to ride horses without me. The horse-riding book is collecting dust.

Topics include: Escape the Prohibition with Drïnk; Nintendo Switch Online is underwhelming; the NES emulator is tiresome; kaizo gradius; tangent: trying out the steam link in-home streaming; Madiha finished Fire Emblem three houses and gives her verdict; fun facts about Madiha; no motivation to do the other routes; i kin Edelgard; A. White Mann; just do milf route; Edelgard is so powerful that her route is shorter; Madiha wanted a switch exclusive that would last her a while, so she picked up Xenoblade Chronicles 2!; the nintendo e-shop is full of trash; the horniest Xenoblade game; age indeterminate teen boy; ITS THE SAME FUCKING STORY AS ELEMENTAL GERAD; shounen anime writing; its really fun; SCOTTISH CATGIRL; 8-bit Minigame you MUST PLAY; a desire to own f1 car models; Sucker 4 Tsunderes; the SYSTEMS; rollin' for those RARE BLADES; DOOM? WITH *THESE STICKS*?; all of Esther's friends got into TOUHOU for some reason so she also got into TOUHOU; Madiha is not back into Touhou; Imperishable Night; a phantasmagoria shaped hole in my memory; Cirno is what peak performance looks like for fairies; who is the bustiest touhou; INVITE MADIHA TO THE TOUHOU PODCAST.

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Nobody knows what guarana is. Nobody knows what guarana is or what it is doing to my body.

Topics include: Madiha enters the normie mindset; Esther's coffee misadventure; Madiha buys a nInTeNdO sWiTcH~; the Experience; i don't want to play Wolfenstein on it; let Madiha be messy; early misconceptions about how to optimize your Fire Emblem: Three Houses playing from people who do not read any internet resources on how to play the game, don't call in, don't tell us about it, we don't care about your opinions; nightmare gamer girl Persona3-chan; Edelgard eliminated the Kulaks and all of the enemies of the people; deliciously authoritarian; Esther played Persona Q2, nintendo 3DS exclusive; everyone has the wildcard; Chie loves meat, Kanji is still repressed; the music is still good; the maidenz played Bloodstained! its one of those things again, you know the ones; castlevania man; janky menus and UI; it's acceptably fun, but lacking...quality-feel; Konami trademarked the good whip tech; Madiha's insane whining about hadoken motions.

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The Scions of the Seventh Dawn got blown with the MAC.

We're back!! It's those two awful podcast hooligans Madiha and Esther!!!

It's our Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers spoilercast! Oops, it's all spoilers!!

No show notes for this one, you're just gonna have to listen for all our incredible lines.

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I don't know if the va11 hall-a people have the Great Bolivarian Spirit behind them.

Topics include: Madiha talks about Girls Frontline up front so that you leave immediately; Deep Dive!; fuckin' gamer boy; what even happened in Deep Dive; Esther is finally recognized as an influencer and got some exclusive deets on CODE VEIN; it's edgy anime bio-vampire souls; Madiha mouth stuff; horny bodysuit bio-miku; A+ character creator; people's reactions to souls games; brief Neverinth aside, it's a souls thing in early access that's...okay!; SEKIRO SPOILERS START at 52:00; Sekiro is the best game that they have ever made; faceapp Sekiro going "fuck them dads."

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Wow! You ARE a 15 year old teenager, and NOT a 'kawaii' child!

It's episodes 6 and 7 of Akuma No Riddle!

Topics include: vocaloid lore; don't listen to our old episodes except betterman anime club; DON'T READ THE MANGA until after you watch the anime; manga differences; a whole entire ship cut out of the anime; Isuke backstory; Koukou just throws grenades; Esther examines the Akuma no Riddle fic scene; still doing Romeo and Juliet; the easiest way to trick Haru into dying; the catcher in the rye; Madiha played a priest (and never recovered); Suzu foreshadowing again; the bathroom thesis; how concurrently was this running with the manga?; Madiha and Esther rewrite the Hitsugi assassination; find all the hidden banbas; the spatiality of the Chitaru vs. Tokaku fight; after Shienna died so did her script; traumatized by a double suicide; yuri tropes but FUCKED UP; yandere Hitsugi; Isuke just wants to be a sugar mama; SWIMSUIT EPISODE!!!; manga!Suzu buying the swimsuits; Nio doesn't know what bondage is; the animators found one episode not to be horny in, and it's the swimsuit episode?; *jack bauer voice* TELL ME WHERE THE BOMB CODES ARE; split the watermelon (with my MP7); it's finally Shinya's turn to come out!; Shinya puts the middle finger up; Suzu the old teen; rewriting Suzu to have a personality; Esther's biggest crack ship she saw on Ao3; tfw no bf.

Ending theme is "Poison Me" from Akuma No Riddle OST.

ENDING THEME RANKINGS AS OF EPISODE 7:

1. No-Big-Deal Sympathy (Haruki's theme)2. Paradox (Tokaku's theme)3. Poison Me (Chitaru & Hitsugi's theme)4. Concentration (Otoya's theme)5. Suzukaze (Suzu's theme)6. Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow (Haru's theme)7. ACROSS THE FATE (Kouko's theme)

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I thought what they wanted me to do with the final monkey was to throw myself in the pit and die.

Topics include: Madiha's haunted mic; we talk about fromsoft games way too much; Modern Warfare 4; immersive sims; please stop listening to synthwave; no videogames are coming out; Madiha is still playing Sekiro, and she doesn't care what you think about it; we need to collectively get over western fantasy aesthetics; the best one of these; bloodborne comparisons; highest highs, lowest lows; Esther discovered the true form of her tekken: Undernight In-Birth; what character are you labbing; the wiki says "this is why this character is hated"; The Wandering Earth, a Chinese sci-fi blockbuster; not at all like the novella it's based on; the earth is doomed five times in a row; fuck you dad I'm gonna complete the mission; shoot Jupiter.

Click here to vote for The Solstice War on topwebfiction!

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Check out our YOUTUBE CHANNEL. Subscribe, and like our videos!

Special thanks to Velt for our cover art! Check her art here. (Not worksafe.)

You can find us at: 

Madiha: Twitter, Tumblr, Mastodon, The Solstice War.

Esther: Twitter, Tumblr