Moana, or: You're Welcome For The Loan by Trash Bunker

We shave a slushee cup from the tip of the iceberg that is Dwayne The Rock Johnson's ambition, douse it in sweet gossip and throw it in straight in the bin of conjecture. Dude just can't wait to be king.

Idek why I didn't post this one 9 months ago when we recorded it but it has aged like a firm, fine cheddar. One more vague punt at something we know nothing about and a good time/possibly ruining Miles relationship in the process. Enjoy.

It was bad in the 70s and it has not aged well.

Techno-gothic neofeudal billionaires try to make their cruellest, most perverse desires come true in the first film installment of Twilight. Not even vampire baseball or the silent protest of the production design team can redeem such sick filth. Bring your garlic and skewers because we're mf cooking the rich.

Back at it again with another Pixar ep in which Eric loses his mind, Janusz unlocks his next psychic boss fight and Miles slips under the radar like a true sigma male operator.

Somehow Soul manages to be both the best Pixar film and the most sinister of the lot. How are we going to followup something as insidious as this? Find out the in the next episode of Bunker Trashers: League Of Earwarriors!

Your mates from the bunker-hole turn that 2015 movie Inside Out outside-in, if you know what I mean.

If you don't, well, you're about to.

Another one from the lockdwon vault. Cheers to Disney for not even being a little bit subtle about rehashing old war propaganda.

This one hurt.

Joss Whedon's 2005 film Serenity does not do well, winding up at the wrong end of both of our new binary rating scales: horniness and racism. I'm sure we'll come up with a more complete matrix by next week, to satisfy your appetite for graphable data.

Okay, maybe we're projecting with that last bit.

Oh and we're playing around with new mics. It's a work in progress. If there's one thing some boys from Geelong can promise, it's that we're gonna keep tweaking.

Inara's Syringe: https://www.cbr.com/tv-legends-revealed-what-dark-secret-did-inaras-syringe-hold-on-firefly/

BACK AT IT AGAIN

We've got a few in the bag but for episode #22 you've got our most recent recording since it's a huge deal situation: the boys are back in town! Properly! In the real world!

And what a treat this pod is too. Coco is A+ propaganda for why you should settle down and put your shoulder to the wheel in the worst possible way. It made 2/3 of these podbois cry, so you know it's Very Powerful Stuff. What a shame it's evil copium!

Did you miss us? We missed you. Really. We mean it. Let's never be apart like this again.

Things really popped off after the lockdowns lifted but we've found a way to pod while still being productive members of plague society. So unhinge your jaws and open your cosmic portals because the dam has broken and the pod juice must flow!

Evie of Not Good Enough pod joins us in a very special, surprisingly cogent episode about Pixar's Brave, in which we reveal another instance of the Disney complex attempting to make children immune to their own revolutionary instincts. Also features discussion of the greatest advice columnist of all time and the one weird trick great inventors use to defeat sex demons.

NOTES:

Not Good Enough podcast

https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/not-good-enough/id1495016430

Dear Coquette On Marrying Yourself

http://dearcoquette.com/on-marrying-yourself/

Steve Jobs' secret power source

https://www.medicaldaily.com/steve-jobs-sex-secrets-revealed-new-book-what-tantric-sex-260236