Trash In The Can Archives -

TRASH IN THE CAN – BRIDE OF BOOGEDY Some stories deserve a second chapter. This is not one of those stories. Returning guest and UIL Honorable Mention Cast winner, Jarred Schiff, joins Eric and Wright for the worst thing to come out of Disney since that girl was killed at Disneyland in the 70s. They […]

TRASH IN THE CAN – THE MYSTICAL ADVENTURES OF BILLY OWENS Imagine the Harry Potter franchise but as a Canadian public access show with visuals from a Windows 95 screensaver and you’ve got this week’s movie. Come for Rowdy Roddy Piper’s incomprehensible accent and stay for Eric’s gym class trauma. Guest Baylor Johnson joins the […]

TRASH IN THE CAN – BODY MELT This week, witness the most disgusting thing to come out of Australia since vegemite. Guest Liz Rische returns for body horror from down under featuring 90s house music, a peeping parrot, and at least one exploding penis. The only thing grosser is our attempt at Australian accents. Join […]

TRASH IN THE CAN: WALKING ON SUNSHINE Mamma mia! All your favorite background noise grocery shopping hits are now in your favorite movie playing in the empty hospital waiting room! Caroline Sulek returns for soul patches, the worst bangs in Italian history, and a leading man so generic we thought it was a different guy […]

TRASH IN THE CAN – SUNDOWN: THE VAMPIRE IN RETREAT If you’ve ever wanted to see beloved character actor/presumed alcoholic M.Emmet channel the Kool-aid man, have we got a movie for you! Brendon K. O’Grady returns this week for breaded bats, high school theater sets, and a performance by David Carradine that really grabs you […]

TRASH IN THE CAN – NEW YORK NINJA This week Eric and Wright tackle literal trash in the can in the form of an abandoned movie found and finished after 37 years! Was it worth the wait? Hell no! Chris Cox joins the boys for roving gangs of Village People, radioactive boners, and wigs galore. […]

TRASH IN THE CAN: BOARDINGHOUSE Do you like The Amityville Horror but think it’s too easy to follow and doesn’t include enough James Carville in a Speedo? Then join the boys and their guest, local filmmaker Travis Patten, for a horror movie so confusing even the Wikipedia page is no help. Come for the totally […]

TRASH IN THE CAN: MAD DOG TIME Picture Jacob’s Ladder but replace Vietnam with boredom. This gives you a pretty good idea of what’s in store for guest Marco Noyola when he joins the boys for Gabriel Byrne’s wandering accent, Paul Anka’s Apollo debut, and more incoherent monologuing this side of a Trump rally. We […]

TRASH IN THE CAN: SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT 5: THE TOYMAKER It’s the holiday season and Trash in the Can is celebrating with the greatest gift of all – watching Mickey Rooney drink himself to death in a Santa costume. The boys and special guest Samia Abu-Shawish get into the spirit(s) with a surprise prostate […]

TRASH IN THE CAN: MEET THE HOLLOWHEADS What if you crossed an episode of the Jetsons with the vibe of a party at Bryan Singer’s house? Throw in a little of Gilliam’s “Brazil” and you’ve got 1989’s “Meet the Hollowheads” aka “Life on the Edge”. Join the boys and guest Ben Glasthal for expository rapping, […]