TRASH TORQUE

Crumbs. Fully lost the plot with this one. But oi, just trying me best! Just trying my best to be me, and keep being me, and be nothing but myself. Is that a Macy Gray lyric? MaYbe. Cool. Cool and real nice.

CAPTAIN PAUL WATSON - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYZnaSr3TII

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“I’m here to put myself out of a job.”

Being the National Campaign Director for Surfrider Foundation is a seriously demanding gig.

You know how at work sometimes you can have a lazy day, fire off a few emails, make a couple of calls, but really, you know that you’re full tilt mindsurfing some faraway sandbank and only putting in about 40% effort?

Yeah, Damo can’t do that. (Probably wouldn’t even if he could.)

Because there’s no room for faking it in this fight for Planet Earth! And no one knows the value of authenticity in 2021 better than this bloke.

Damo cares about climate change more than anyone you know. Definitely more than our “ministers for the environment”, and probably even more than your friendly-but-slightly-overbearing neighbour who always chews your ear a bit too hard about composting and whatnot.

It’s impossible to convey the depth of work Damo Cole is putting into the fight for your future, for your climatic freedom, and that of your kids, and their kids, and their kids’es kids. So please tune in, please listen to him speak, please take his words to heart, and I’m certain you’ll agree with me by the end of it.

Damo is the real deal, and worth your attention in every conceivable instance.

www.surfrider.org.au

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My grandma will be so disappointed in me for this episode I reckon. Probably even my regular ma too. I think I dropped so many more f bombs than usual - maybe Chef Ramsay really is rubbing off on me - but swear words are just too much fun sometimes.

Anyway this critical bulletin is pretty much all about surfing, but also covers the following urgent current affairs:

- rude people

- another run in with Chris Hemsworth

- finding soft plastic in recycling bins

- lucky rolses’ near miss of a police indictment for indecent exposure.

Thanks for tuning in!

Leave a review!

Tell ya mates!

Go get bazzed!

Ring ya grandma!

Yew

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Is Chef Ramsay’s food footprint his responsibility............?

Fark. Gonna be thinking about this one for a while.

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This is an interview with the ABC from during my trip last year and I’m pretty sure I answered um to EVERY question like the cool and not-5-years-old bloke that I am. Thanks to my friend Jack for reaching out and giving me this portal through time!

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I think I really ran my mouth with this one.

I’m actually a bit worried this week’s podcast got overly crass, and I know there was an inordinate amount of rude language - one beer instead of my usual pink lemonade and that’s what happens I guess - thing is I can’t really stomach listening back to it to check but I think I talked about Jesus a lot? Which is weird because I’m not Christian. (I don’t think.) And also we talked about how Gordon Ramsay somehow calms me down which I can’t really explain. Anyway.

There’s also a new segment called Dumb Shit, and it’s me, the perennial dumb shit, calling myself out for the dumbest environmental shit I’ve been complicit in doing.

Cool guy! Nice guy. Stoopid guy. Cool.

CHEF RAMSAY IS PURE FLAME - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb4D17Ms1p8&list=PLtDhGGOwmMhG-hdiRo3IeriBeIrjYuO-8&index=155

IDIOT SANDWICH - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV3_UHG73oQ

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Another week, another unfiltered soupy mind melt of self torquing my way to a straight jacket, choon in!

@lucky__roland

GOT DREAMS?!

Still can’t stop thinking about rubbish. I’ve been thinking heaps about plastic in particular, cause that’s what the most scary rubbish is made of and everything.

Plastic in the sea is so gnarly because it must look SO DELICIOUS to marine animals. Think about it. All squidgy, brightly coloured... balloons must look like lollies to turtles. Delicious looking, deadly underwater lollies. Which brings me to also ask what do you think about fake meat burgers and snags and general barbecue fodder? Something about it all feels a little bit suss to me?

Anyway enjoy this extremely important broadcast. And if you rate/review/subscribe/share/blaaaaaaah blah blah, you’ll be doing someone a massive favour. (If it the favour for someone doesn’t end up being for the person you share it with, it’ll be for me. So it’ll hopefully be 2 favours in 1, which is mad for your karma and stuff, ok cheers)

HEAVY VID ——> https://www.instagram.com/p/CK5qqxnjslt/?igshid=1o4w6pvazrdka <——

Sean Dougherty - https://www.instagram.com/seano888/?hl=en

FriendlyJordies - https://m.youtube.com/channel/UC2-i3KuYoODXsM99Z3-Gm0A

LEAH IS A WEAPON HUMAN.

I didn’t actually mean to type that in caps, but then I realised the caps was actually plenty appropriate. I love shooting the breeze with this woman. This particular time we ran through lots of different stuff, from grass angels to pollution. Don’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good!

leahsmark.com.au/

Whale IG post —> www.instagram.com/p/CK-71dUMwa2/?i…id=1d1riggij2bv9

@lucky__roland

Hey wrinkly old future rols, dial into this with the chip in your head or whatever autonomous thought machine you’ve had installed by 2100... or wait, actually maybe disconnect it. That sounds like a more realistic instruction for 85 years time. The nonsense you said in this recording is almost certainly not allowed anymore.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

WHALE TRACKER IG POST —> https://www.instagram.com/p/CK-71dUMwa2/?igshid=1d1riggij2bv9

STORY —> https://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2021-02-05/marine-life-oceans-noise-pollution-environmental-impact/13109596