Trash Turtle Football

Bootz and drtrashdad jump head first into the NFL draft while navigating through bust, charlatans, and future used car salesmen. In this episode we will take a deeper dive into a few of our favorite prospects while looking at them from the lens of the upcoming NFL draft. Bootz discusses fancy numbers that everyone is pretty sure are just made up while drtrashdad tells us why draft capitol is the ultimate film grade.

Bootz and drtrashdad dive into the metrics and methodology of measuring rookie prospects for dynasty drafting before the draft order is known. Removing indicators that are outdated and replacing them with more telling indicators and metrics to help optimize your dynasty drafts in the upcoming weeks! Here are the articles referenced in the show today:

(We released this episode late - thanks for being patient with us during the holidays!) What makes a great Tight End? Is it speed? is it athletics? Is it bars? Is it squats and yoga pants? Bootz joins dr.trashdad to continue the conversation from last year and see how the stack up. Also explosive shrimp alfredo. Does Lamar have a small shellfish allergy? What are you drinking tonight? Tweet us your drink and the last NFT you bought!

Bootz and Dr. Trashdad return after a week long hiatus to discuss which teams are squads and total frauds. They bring in up and coming Podcaster, future ESPN commentator, future ex-ESPN commentator (fired with cause), and proud owner of an Apple Store banning, Busty, aka Chuck Bass.

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Dr. Trashdad and Bootz return to discuss everything from balloons to QB streaming. They go over their pitiful QB Streaming strategies, alcohol preferences, and the the mayhem that is NFL news this past week. Between Dan Snyders emails and Aaron Rodgers immunization status we find time to discuss our favorite potential defensive moves to improve our own NFL teams.

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Dr.trashdad's return from his humanitarian mission, coach of the year talk, and a way-too-early 2022 Rookie Superflex draft discussion to earmark our favorite players and see where they end up in the draft.

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Bootz is joined this week by Chris as a guest host, and the two data guys spend a lot of time talking about PFF's film-based passer ratings and how they are predictive in terms of season-long team-level offense. We also spend some time discussing an interleague fantasy football tournament, and ways to keep your leagues from going stale over the years.

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Spooky season! Happy Halloween season to all (or if you're my wife who recently turned on the Christmas playlists from Spotify already... Merry Christma-ween? The dynamic duo spend an inordinate amount of time talking about Quarterbacks and then move into fringe RB evaluation. Bootz brings the numbers and dr.trashdad brings some film review of some actionable RB replacements since the injury bug is spreading faster than the Delta variant.

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Through the eyes of spreadsheets, scotch, and absolutely zero film, we find that some trends are solidifying. It's a great time to look deeper and determine if those trends have true staying power. Chris, our resident Discord mod and technical MacGyver, joins us to talk about the rookie wide receivers and what underlying stats are telling us about their season-long potential. We'll also investigate the running game across the NFL, and discuss early outcomes of JJ Zachariason's Ambigous RB theory.

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