It's Gabby and Rachel's premiere! But more importantly, it's the episode with the phrase "How many meatballs are in that sucker?"

Kali fantasizes about the Olsen twins, workshops her Gabby impression, and strategizes her own limo entrance. You should also totally follow Trashelor on Instagram and Twitter, both @trashelor because branding is all about CONSISTENCY, babe.

The villain origin story of Trashelor! Like a speed date, but less weird.

Welcome to Trashelor - your new favorite podcast about the Bachelor Cinematic Universe (ahem, The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, you get it).

Kali is a comedian, Lady Gaga historian, and all-around Bachelor freak. She met Clayton Echard at the airport once, and controversially maintains that he is hotter in person. Kali is so excited to recap Gabby and Rachel's historic 2 Girls 1 Szn, and you should be too! So get excited, you fellow televised-love freaks!

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