Join us as we discuss our holiday celebrations, read some e-mails and discuss the theory of relativity and The Karate Kid movies, All My Single Ladies, beat the crap out of Daniel, have a Fallout 3 intervention (thanks Herman), and Howard the Duck, UH!  Hopefully you can understand the segues, but we can't.

We took some time off for the holidays, but now we're back!  Today we discuss Christmas movies, Christmas plans, how to get arrested at 9 years old, and start rumors about the newest Happy Madison production, featuring the greatest actor who ever lived!

Today we catch the guys off guard and capture some candid conversations about growing up with a penis, sex in the pumpkin patch, being the drunk Flash, having super light switch powers and freaking people out with lizard powers.  Don't miss the WOW intervention.

Today we discuss robots.  Not the cartoon, although we should've thought about that, but robot movies.  And our thoughts on when skynet actually will take over.  And prairie dogs as pets.  And sad chickens.  We also announce the Suckcast Shameless Promotion #1.

Today we talk about the greatest trilogy, what it really should have been about, the most amazingly useful time machine ever and other random ideas that don't suck - until we run out of steam.  What would it be like to be covered in dicks?

Today we discuss the Great American Challenge, ask what happens when Sauron loses his contact and what an eye is going to do with a ring anyway.  We also touch on the Trimonkrocratops and the neverending story.

Today we discuss Star Wars - Episode 1.  What did Leia really do with Jabba and how would Han have handled it, watching movies without pants, and what happens when Lex takes over Australia.  Oh yeah, and how to make a speaker from carpet. 

Today we discuss what really would have happened when Nala found Simba, dirty uncles and what makes the elephant graveyard so dangerous.  The Circle of Life?  Really?

We just got back from the con and thought we'd review it.  Today we'll

discuss the nuances of the superhero costume, the lifespan of an

oompa-loompa and other craziness we encountered.