Hello and welcome to this exciting plog boast! Wherein I tell you that I'm going to be releasing weekly episodes of me reading my snazzadicce unpublished but oh so publishable cyberpunk novel TRIBAL MALFUNCTIONS!

The first installment is - surprise! - Chapter 1: The Ballad of FuturePop. Here we meet the young thug FuturePop in his element as he prepares to go to battle in the 21st century gang style.

It's read by me. All the music is by me - Cathode Ray Tube to be exact. I think you'll dig it. So dig in!