Anthony. Thomas. Kelen. Together, these three are the Tricycle Offense. Almost four years ago, they started a podcast called the Trike Adventures. Because Kelen is the king of excuses, the microphone on the Trike Adventures had been muted… until two Saturdays ago. In this 9th episode, the gang is joined by Gary “Boomer Boomerang” Wolfe and all things ridiculous are covered. Such as: Boomer Boomerang’s tractor fire! Anthony’s nightmare following Game 2 of the NBA Finals! Boomer Boomerang’s Three Stages of… you’ll have to listen, I’m not typing it out! The polite way to ask… nope! Not gonna do it! And they finally share some embarrassing stories! I held onto this episode until the Finals were over, so I conclude with… congratulations to the first time NBA Champion Cleveland Cavaliers! The Curse is over! #07: A Little Piss-tivity (Guest: Gary "Boomer Boomerang" Wolfe)

Dick Sugar and the gang are back for more Trike Adventures! Among this episode's topics: punching a cashier over too many pickles, bad roommates, how much would it take to sell your sex tape, donuts getting used the wrong way, a lady grounds a plane with her singing, Thomas uses the word bitch with affection, we give Rebecca Crane a call, the undiscovered world of audio porn, ...more porn talk, favorite series finales/deaths, Thomas tries to take the word bitch back, and we bring it all to a close with a tv theme sing-a-long. Trike Adventures. Longer. Vulgar. Stronger!

In a special edition of the Trike Adventures, Anthony, Thomas, and Kelen sit down to discuss Breaking Bad a few hours before its finale. They talk about their favorite moments, stray observations, favorite characters, and Breaking Bad's place in television history. But don't worry, there's still plenty to laugh at!

The Trike rides again as Thomas, Anthony, and I are joined by Chris "CFX" Flynn for more conversation about nothing. Within this show: "Accidental Racist" by Brad Paisley and LL Cool J is discussed, Thomas takes issue with how young girls dress these days, Anthony doesn't like that Tom Cruise gets top billing even though he's getting paid top billing money, they take the Biebs to task for his Anne Frank comments, I wonder if humping on the dance floor is the cool thing to do now, the Padres/Dodgers brawl is touched upon, Anthony shares tales of his trip to New Jersey for WrestleMania NY/NJ, my impending nuptials are announced, Thomas wants to join the PGA Tour and be average, and run-ins with the law are mentioned here and there. Anthony comes out of his shell and you don't want to miss that, so press play... please and thank you. #05: The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions (Guest: Chris "CFX" Flynn)

After a hiatus I caused, Trike Adventures returns! Corey "MF'N" Brill returns as well as everyone's favorite heel, Mike "The Buzz-Saw" Asti! Topics covered include: going to the movies to see a film more than once, a few "left behind" stories are shared, Corey tries to explain that it's hard out here for a gay man, Asti brings another epic story to the table, this one about Triple AAA and then follows it up with a story about how he's being sued, I go on a Facebook rant, Anthony finally admits his love for The Buzz-Saw, and Thomas questions whether it was a space jump or a space fall that the world watched this past Sunday. Time's slipping away and in two weeks we'll be back at it again, better get caught up now! Trike Adventures - #04: Where No Man Has Fallen Before!

This week's episode is the craziest yet! Moose "DJ Loki" Smith is our guest as we talk more about nothing! Learn how to get your own beer stockpile! Thomas and Moose have a lengthy conversation about strippers! Thomas is a cheap hoe! I explain where Rebecca Crane went! Moose yells about birthday cake at the wrong place! I hate other people's shopping carts! Anthony ad-libs everything! We remember Michael Clarke Duncan! And Moose tells us about the spider that was texting him in his house! You don't want to miss this episode! Trike Adventures - #03: Riding In On The White Stallion

In this edition of the Trike Adventures, we're joined by Mike "The Buzz-Saw" Asti of The Howitzer & Buzz-Saw Show! Today's topics: The Buzz-Saw versus JFK airport! Neil Armstrong did nothing! Lance Armstrong has no fucks left to give! Pittsburgh traffic is the pits! Comedians want you to love them! Don't text someone and ask "Who's this?" And more! Trike Adventures - #02: Frazier Was Owed Something!

With a little less alcohol, the Trike Adventures rides again with special guest Corey and Rebecca! In this episode, we tried to keep it clean but it was no use. Thomas shares why Gianna Michaels is his favorite, Anthony refuses to put anything on the record, Corey reveals that he's never received badly, and Rebecca just says she hates receiving period. It was another 30 minute romp before the premiere of Breaking Bad and Political Animals, so press play before next Sunday comes! Trike Adventures - #01: What Does It Taste Like?

In our first episode of Trike Adventures, things get crazy! I was upstairs so I told Thomas and Anthony to go start on the podcast and that I would join them shortly. When I caught up with them, I discovered Rebecca Crane and Corey Brill had joined them for a discussion about...something. Seeking to give the show some direction, I accepted the role as moderator and tried to make some sense out of our 30+ minute free-for-all. Topics include: porn, insults, stories of thievery, almost threesomes, and a little George Washington for good measure. Take a listen and remember: all we can do is try to do better next time. Trike Adventures - #0: Silence Is Also Cathartic