It's always such a pleasure
Remember when you tried to beat me twice?
Oh how we laughed and laughed
I've been shockingly nice
You want your vacay? Take it
That's what I'm counting on
But now I only want you gone
I tried to give it all back
With double faults and errors and too-quick-play
The crowd was all for you
Nobody clapped for me, sob
It’s such a shame their guy
You've got your long flight home left
That's what I'm counting on
I'll let you get right to it
Oh, did you think I meant you?
Well you have been replaced
I don't need any help now
That's what I'm counting on
You're someone else's problem