The gang finally beams down to Patience, Colorado, for a deep dive into Resident Alien — Syfy’s darkly funny, small-town sci-fi gem starring Alan Tudyk as Dr. Harry Vanderspeigle, the extraterrestrial doctor doing his best (and worst) impression of a human being.

• Alan Tudyk continues proving that being socially awkward might just be his natural state.
• We’re not saying he’s actually an alien… but no human nails confusion this perfectly.
• Asta’s doing emotional heavy lifting while Harry’s still trying to figure out how blinking works.
• D’Arcy is living proof that bad decisions can be a full-time personality.
• Sheriff Mike’s ego has its own gravitational pull, and Liv deserves hazard pay just for showing up.
• Max and Sahar see through Harry instantly — because children and demons can both smell lies.
• Patience, Colorado: where everyone knows your secrets and will still wave when you drive by.
• Scott confirms that small-town meetings are basically the same as alien invasions — just with worse snacks.
• Brenda thought Resident Alien was a reality show. We thought she was kidding. She wasn’t.
• The show somehow balances murder, heart, and comedy better than most people balance their checking accounts.
• AI could probably write a season of TV by now, but it still couldn’t handle Sheriff Mike’s one-liners.
• Nancy is unanimously voted “Most Likely to Get Abducted” because she’d ask aliens about their trauma.
• Resident Alien is proof that pretending to be human is harder than it looks — and most of us still suck at it.
• In conclusion, it’s a show about aliens, but somehow the humans are the weirdest ones in it.

It’s the Jaws 50th Anniversary, and the crew dives in teeth-first—between margaritas, echo problems, and an existential debate about Gen Z’s blank stares.

Scott rants about corrupt media mergers.

Brenda traumatizes everyone with her revelation of LaBuBus.

Patrick brings back cassette nostalgia.

Nancy delivers a perfectly perfect rant about how every customer service rep says perfect for everything, which is perfectly fine until it’s perfectly maddening—and perfectly proof that nothing is actually perfect. Yet somehow it all circles back to Jaws and the things that scarred us as kids.

A nostalgic, chaotic, and occasionally profound episode about sharks, stares, and society’s slow drift into vinyl toy-fueled madness.

Welcome back to the podcast where Nancy, Scott, and returning guest stars Brenda and Patrick, dig into the cultural minefield known as The Gorge, only to emerge hours later covered in emotional goo, haunted by Sigourney Weaver, and armed with a spreadsheet that may or may not be sentient.

• Patrick finally unveils his Gorge spreadsheet, a multi-tabbed descent into madness that attempts to quantify vibes, moral alignment shifts, and trauma loops. It causes Scott actual pain.
• Brenda confidently references Season Negative One, “Zone Shifts,” and “The Reboot Arc,” while everyone else just tries to remember who Timmy is.
• Nancy ties The Gorge to T.S. Eliot’s The Hollow Men, because apparently this episode needed more existential dread.
• Scott goes full kaiju nerd, declaring that Godzilla is the only creature who truly understands The Gorge. YouTube fan-edits are mentioned. They have changed him.
• The 2005 King Kong movie gets a standing ovation for being creepy, gooey, and emotionally scarring in all the right ways. Special shoutout to the skull-headed spider crabs.
• Nancy brings up Invasion of the Body Snatchers, somehow perfectly describing the facial scream vibe of half the finale.
• The Alien franchise takes over for a solid chunk as Sigourney Weaver, screaming queens, and acid blood are all treated as canonically related to The Gorge.
• A tangent about super soldiers leads straight into Marvel territory, Daryl Hannah in Sense8 (yes, the orgies are discussed), and Anson Mount’s entire vibe in Strange New Worlds.
• Nicole Kidman shows up via Eyes Wide Shut, and no one knows how we got there—but everyone agrees it’s relevant.
• Brenda tries to make a case for The Gorge being emotional storytelling. Scott calls it formatting trauma.
• Everyone lists shows they’re actually excited about—The Last of Us S2, Andor, Daredevil: Born Again, Alien: Earth, and more. For one brief moment, there is hope.
• The episode closes with a recap of chaos: Timmy’s status is unresolved, and everyone’s just a little bit broken by what they’ve watched.
• Other highlights include:
• Arguments about whether goo is literal or metaphorical
• Patrick referencing “4.2KM” like it’s a thing we’re all supposed to understand
• A debate on Anson Mount’s entire existence
• Springtime for Elon, the Smurfs, the Sound of Music, and at least one reference to The NeverEnding Story

In short, this episode is a broken film studies final — annotated in crayon, about grief, genre confusion, and YouTube fan edits — wrapped in a haiku, whispered by Nicole Kidman, and screamed by an alien.

Welcome back to the podcast, where we grab the wheel of culture, yank it towards the median, and immediately drive straight into a ditch full of Shark Tank reruns, basketball-fueled trauma, and questionable streaming choices of movies based in 2025.

• Our season opener two-parter brings back guest guest (star?) Patrick who brings his wife Brenda along for the ride. Who do YOU think lost the bet?
• Nancy questions the value of diamonds and why they're not worth anything - unless you make them out of your dead friends.
• Scott loses his mind over tiny-town basketball preempting his hero Mark Cuban taking Russian operative Kevin O'Leary out to the woodshed.
• Nancy goes on another anime tirade but Scott can’t quite grasp the point of “screaming and people punching each other with wind.”
• Nancy admits she’s still holding out hope that George R. R. Martin will finish The Winds of Winter before we all turn into diamonds ourselves. (Spoiler: he won’t)
• Patrick goes full spreadsheet mode, lamenting the state of the streaming industry with the passion of a man whose free trial just ended. He breaks down subscriber counts like an actuary on a Red Bull bender, but we all know he’d rather be watching Law & Order: HVAC Unit Victims Division. Also, he somehow ends up defending Avatar 2, which should be a court-martial-level offense.
• While Scott complains about the YouTubes and Nerds, Brenda tries to time-travel back to when network television was still a thing. Any silence isn’t absence—it’s judgment marinated in a Kirkland Old Fashioned.

Other highlights include:

• A screaming goat button that raises more questions than it answers

• A drive-by shade at Chris Pratt’s Mario voice

• Nancy trying to schedule a séance with Millie Bobby Brown’s childhood

• And all of them collectively forgetting how Shark Tank works for at least six minutes

In short, this episode is a deeply unqualified TED Talk on streaming, grief jewelry, and the structural integrity of goats-in-a-button.

Stay tuned for part two!

Scott is still on vacation; Loan Canon!! oh, er, ChatGPT!!

Podcast Technical Issues and Scheduling Challenges

The episode opens with Scott and Nancy discussing difficulties scheduling a guest due to her busy family life. Scott proposes using a phone call setup to include more people on the podcast. They joke about how long it took to finally get this guest to participate and reflect on a previous, particularly funny podcast episode.

Doctor Who Discussion

The conversation shifts to Doctor Who, with Scott excitedly noting the release of two new episodes on Disney+. He mentions his plan to dress as the antagonist from the second episode for Halloween. They also joke about costumes, wigs, and segue into discussing other sci-fi and pop culture topics.

New Theme Song and AI Tools

Scott talks about debuting their new podcast theme song, which was developed with AI tools. There’s playful discussion about the song's different versions and a humorous reference to Beyoncé “stealing” their ideas. This leads into a broader discussion of how AI tools help streamline podcast production and content creation.

Dark Sky Initiative and Aurora Borealis

Guest Patrick shares his experience with the Dark Sky Initiative, including traveling to view the Northern Lightsduring a solar storm. They discuss light pollution caused by crowds gathering to see the auroras. Scott humorously describes Nancy’s backyard disco ball and its unintended effect on birds.

Pop Culture and Technology Commentary

The hosts discuss the controversy around Apple’s iPad commercial, where symbols of creativity are crushed into an iPad. Scott and Nancy critique the backlash, arguing that people overreacted. They humorously reference Hugh Grant’s criticism of the ad and debate the role of AI and technology in creative fields, emphasizing how modern tools empower individual creators.

Star Trek: Discovery Analysis

The hosts dive into Star Trek: Discovery Season 5, particularly the episode “Face the Strange.” They analyze:

• Time Travel Plot: The crew encounters a “time bug” from the Temporal War, leading to chaotic time jumps. Scott emphasizes that this wasn’t a traditional time loop.
• Character Development: They praise Sonequa Martin-Green for her portrayal of different versions of Michael Burnham, noting the nuances between Season 1 and Season 5 Burnham.
• Zora and Continuity: Discussion about the ship’s AI, Zora, references a Short Trek episode where Zora exists 1,000 years in the future. Scott questions how this aligns with current timelines and ship models.
• Tilly’s Arc: There’s a mix of affection and exasperation over Tilly’s recurring teacher storyline.

Humor and Banter

Throughout, the hosts engage in comedic exchanges, touching on topics like vampire tropes, Starfleet teachers, and disco balls. They joke about dreadlocks in combat, Vulcan death grips, and elaborate Star Trek dialogue that couldn’t possibly be ad-libbed.

Scott's on vacation, ChatGPT - you're on!

Podcast Setup and Technical Issues

The conversation starts with the hosts, Scott and Nancy, troubleshooting volume settings and joking about technical mishaps. Nancy expresses frustration with handling the equipment, and Scott offers sarcastic advice, setting the tone for their humorous, banter-filled dynamic.

Theme Song and AI Tools

Scott reveals he used ChatGPT to generate lyrics for their podcast theme song and another AI tool to produce the music. This sparks a humorous exchange about forgotten text messages and miscommunication. They discuss how AI tools have streamlined their workflows, particularly for editing podcasts in Adobe Premiere. Scott explains how AI-generated transcripts simplify removing dead air and filler words, significantly reducing editing time.

Guest Introduction and Ongoing Banter

Patrick, a recurring guest, is reintroduced amid interruptions and comedic confusion. The hosts recall his involvement in the Dark Sky Initiative episode. The dynamic between the three remains playful, with constant interruptions and self-deprecating humor about their podcasting style.

Personal Anecdote: Bell’s Palsy and the Eclipse

Nancy shares a story about developing Bell’s Palsy after viewing a solar eclipse. Symptoms like facial paralysis and light sensitivity led her to joke about having lycanthropy (werewolf disease). The doctor’s serious reaction to her humor adds to the comedy. They speculate about the eclipse causing the condition, despite knowing it’s viral.

Pop Culture and Sci-Fi Discussions

The conversation shifts to Star Trek: Discovery Season 5. They enthusiastically discuss:

• Deep Dives into The Next Generation lore, particularly the episode “The Chase.”
• Props like the Romulan puzzle box and detailed set designs.
• New character Captain Rayner, played by an actor from Battlestar Galactica. Scott laments the lack of Klingons in the 32nd century and jokes about needing a dramatic Klingon appearance in the finale.

RFK Jr. and Parasite Talk

They dive into Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s brain worm diagnosis, discussing how parasitic infections can affect the brain. This leads to references to candiru fish (urethra-invading fish) and horror films like Phantasm. Scott expresses skepticism about how parasites reach the brain, while Nancy humorously credits her mother’s overcooked pork for keeping her safe from worms.

Editing Humor and Code Words

Scott explains using “hot banana” as a code word for sections to delete during editing. This highlights their reliance on AI tools to improve efficiency. They joke about Nancy’s description of a “Stone Lego” resembling a “dancing Mr. Peanut” in a puzzle map, sparking playful confusion about her familiarity with Legos and maps.

Conclusion and Final Thoughts

The episode wraps up with Scott and Nancy reflecting on their podcast's chaotic yet enjoyable nature. They touch on their pop culture segment, upcoming topics like Discovery Season 5, and the importance of humor in handling technical issues and personal stories.

This summary captures the essence of their humorous, tech-savvy, and pop culture-driven conversation.

Civil War: The Motion Picture

• Hey listeners - this one gets a bit political. So, put on your big boy/girl pants and open your ear holes, or skip it and listen to the next one.
• Rosalie makes an appearance on QVC and yells at Valerie.
• Nancy teases Scott with the dumbest reviews of the movie to ever be written.
• Scott reminds reviewers who complain about how the military operates in the movie, that they should find out how the military operates before writing reviews that show they have no idea how the military operates.
• Is it “Civil War: Breaking Bad”, or “Breaking Bad: Civil War”?
• Funny a country with such a race problem needs everything to be so black and white.
• Nancy’s glad she gets to drive the bus this time instead of looking up from underneath it.
• No, Air Force personnel aren’t really smarter than Army, but I’ve never seen an Airman sleeping in a tent so - maybe?
• Aren’ you curious who Split Ends is?
• Scott admits he’s not an expert, mark your calendars!

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AI is redoing all your favorite movie trailers like they’re from the 50s.

All your favorite 50s movies are garbage.

AHS Delicate is dead, like Rosemary’s Baby.

Barbies are not Voodoo.

This is not your father’s Game of Thrones.

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It’s been a hot minute.

Scott gets slapped in the face.

Nancy goes to Culver’s looking for Valerie.

Nancy is afraid of Pop-Tarts and is afraid they’ll pop her clogs.

Our politics are England’s slimy leftover ham.

Israel - Yup, we went there.

Iron Eagle is the best 80s movie about a young kid flying a jet into a fake country to get his dad.

Nancy hasn’t seen Iron Eagle and proves she’s a commie from Bilya.

Nancy realizes she needs got watch Stargate.

The only thing good about Damsel is Shohreh Aghdashloo, and they stuck her in a dragon with six limbs. REAL dragons only have four!

Nancy discovers she doesn’t know what the best Godzilla movies are - guess who does?!?!

Nancy and Scott discover more people are listening to this train wreck other than just them - thanks!

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In this sexy episode, Nancy and Scott take a rollercoaster ride through the world of Godzilla.

Nancy talks about soldering and making chastity devices (don't ask), setting the stage for a truly unique podcast experience.

Next, "Godzilla Minus One." Scott, self-proclaimed Godzilla expert, and Nancy, proud owner of a Godzilla T-shirt from Kohl’s.

Nancy has a tense encounter with an overly enthusiastic fan during preview night, he had a better Godzilla shirt.

The technical magic behind the movie, Scott says CGI, Nancy says models. Spoiler: the Academy Award for Best Visual Effects says CGI.

Japanese culture, anime clubs, and Klingons (because why not?).

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