Welcome back to Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, the podcast where true crime meets absolutely zero common sense.

On this True Crime Tuesday, we’re ditching the heavy cases and diving headfirst into real, dumb crimes that prove some people should maybe just stay home.

These are real headlines, real arrests, and real decisions that make you pause, laugh, and question humanity; all without losing your sanity for the rest of the week.

So grab your coffee and let’s talk about the crimes that never needed to happen in the first place.

The song of the week is "World Falls Apart" by Reece Ratliff 

Don’t quote me…
It’s probably nothing.