Some people lie to save themselves.
Others lie so badly they solve their own crimes.

This week on True Crime Tuesday, I dive headfirst into the dumbest alibis ever told  from the “time traveler” who blamed aliens, to the burglar who cleared his name using video evidence of… another burglary.

It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s a gentle reminder that if your excuse involves ghosts, cats, or interdimensional travel… the cops probably won’t buy it.

Plus, the Docket of Dumb: Alibi Edition, where I read this week’s most ridiculous headlines that prove logic is optional.

🎶 Song of the Week: “Nerves of Glass” by Nervous Nikki and the Chill Pills 

Listen now on Nighthawk Radio, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts, and remember:
if your story starts with “you’re not gonna believe this,” you’re probably right.

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