We’re back from the holiday break and kicking off the new year with big resolutions… or at least intentions. From juice cleanses, new diets, and lifestyle changes we swear we’ll stick to (spoiler: will we?), to navigating the delicate art of telling your partner you hate the meal they lovingly cooked.
Things take a hard left when we get into Alabama Barker receiving lingerie from her dad for Christmas — because… yeah, we’re unpacking that. We also debate public proposals (cute or cringe?), whether ring size and price really matter, and what kind of wedding we’d actually want: cheap and cheerful, full-blown luxury, destination chaos, or just skip it all and take the honeymoon.
And to close it out, we confess: are we still creeping our exes’ social media, or is that a red flag we’ve finally outgrown?
Grab a drink, lower your expectations, and let the chaos begin.