In light of the recent wildfires in California, Trump met with members of the scientific community and California leadership to discuss a plan moving forward. Trump gave his two cents and mentioned that he believes it is going to get cooler, just you wait. Also, if you stick around outside long enough today, its going to get dark too. JK Rowling has been cancelled for the tenth time, as her latest novel depicts a transvestite as its lead antagonist. The woke community released a statement saying “This is not what we had in my mind when we said we wanted more representation in books” The Nashville mayor is on the hot seat, Kanye West pees on a grammy, The No Mask Militia is back and they’ve taken over aisle 7 of a target.