S1 : EP12 Welcome to *Truth Day*—a no-holds-barred episode where we say whatever’s on our minds. Art Vile and Elliot spitball stories, from sneaking snacks into theaters to the weirdness of losing your keys and blaming others.

We reminisce about sneaking 20 kids into drive-ins, late-night playgrounds, and Art taking Elliot to the park for fresh air. Elliot getting bitten by a stray dog? Art was furious.

We love museums, but Elliot hates history class (ironic, right?). And that 7-Eleven snack run with the kids? One penny short and the gas station owner refused to sell ice cream. Lost a little faith in humanity that day.

Fist fights protecting family, Kmart’s creepy zombie employees, and how New York refuses to let you use a bathroom (we missed a flight because of it). Wendy’s spicy chicken nuggets are still top-tier, but seriously—who eats the McRib?

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