If you can't fart after taking the COVID vaccine, there's a problem. Also, Elizabeth and our dad are scientific proof of human cloning. So that's pretty cool.

Elizabeth got married and didn't tell Matthew. Also, dreams are really cool.

College apps, conservative women's groups, and Elizabeth's first episode as editor!

Elizabeth is an alcoholic? Find out more on this week's episode.

Farting is good. Saying "Bless you!" is bad. We talk about pet peeves and normalizing some stigmatized things in episode 7.

Chinese school is terrible, we try to be nice to each other, and Elizabeth is a poet today! 

So... apparently Elizabeth's an ugly crier, chickens are asexual animals, dirty toilets are lame, and Matthew's the ultimate matchmaker?

Yup, we were those lame kids that didn't dress up for Halloween. On this episode, we talk about favorite holidays and fruits!

Birthdays, hepatitis, little kid dreams, and more! Also, Matthew is a bird killer and Elizabeth is a five-star volleyball player.