Vancouver comedian Torben Rolfsen used his extended version of The Rolfsen Report: The Comedy of Sport on The Sport Market on TSN Radio to throw some shade on NHL commissioner Gary Bettman for – of all things – KHL expansion: "The KHL is looking to drop its Slovakian franchise and expand to Uzbekistan, a country of deserts and camels and no national hockey team. The Tashkent Desert Ships? And when did Gary Bettman start consulting on KHL expansion?" Also: "16 pro teams have quit staying at Trump hotels. 'Good, more room for us,' said Russian spies." and
"Ezekiel Elliott's 6-game suspension was put on hold by a Texas judge. Probably a Cowboys season ticket holder."