Old Man Joe laments about cell phone etiquette in the break room.... If you are going to rip off a place, don't use the victims cellphone to take a selfie.... You've had too many COVID vaccinations already, go home.... Details on these stories plus the national weather forecast, All the News That Could Be - But Isn't.... Today-in-History, Celebrity Birthdays, the Comedy Coffee Break... and the Top List - PLUS A LOT OF MUSIC.

Want to live longer - consider where you live when you retire.... Joe talks about "The Car" (1977).... Ladies, we heard you. It's okay for you to spy on us! Details on these stories plus the national weather forecast, All the News That Could Be - But Isn't.... Today-in-History, Celebrity Birthdays and the Top List - PLUS A LOT OF MUSIC.

Now entering center stage, Pastor Nikole.... First it was fake news, now fake sports.... and Joe has to reboot his computer, again. Details on these stories plus the national weather forecast, All the News That Could Be - But Isn't.... Today-in-History, Celebrity Birthdays and the Top List - PLUS A LOT OF MUSIC.

Where did I put that Rhino head?...... Another anti-vaxxer talk show host dies.... the Mississippi River doublebacked last weekend.... details on these stories plus the national weather forecast, All the News That Could Be - But Isn't.... Today-in-History, Celebrity Birthdays and the Top List - PLUS A LOT OF MUSIC.

In Mr. Bernstein's class, you will wear a mask..... don't be a doofus, don't accept the milk crate challenge.... in FL, we call them 'freedom fridges!' Details on these stories plus the latest National Weather Forecast... All the News That Could Be - But Isn't... Today-in-History.... Celebrity Birthdays and the Top 5 List.

Jack Carson, because of his size — 6 ft 2 in (1.9 m) and 220 lb (100 kg), had his first stage appearance as Hercules in a college production. During a performance, he tripped and took half the set with him. A college friend, Dave Willock, thought it was so funny he persuaded Carson to team with him in a vaudeville act—Willock and Carson—and a new career began. This piece of unplanned business would be typical of the sorts of things that tended to happen to Carson during some of his film roles. During the 1930s, as vaudeville went into decline owing to increased competition from radio and the movies, Willock and Carson sought work in Hollywood, initially landing bit roles at RKO.

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January 8, 1947. " Movie Magazine Interview"- CBS network. Sponsored by: Campbell's Soup, Franco-American Spaghetti. Jack is expecting a reporter from "Movie Screen" magazine to interview him. Jack and Del sing the middle commercial as a square dance. Jack Carson, Arthur Treacher, Freddy Martin and His Orchestra, Dave Willock, Del Sharbutt (announcer), Norma Jean Nilsson, Irene Ryan. 33:02. Episode Notes From The Radio Gold Index.

The very first appearance of Phil Harris on the Jack Benny Show! In 1936, Harris became musical director of The Jell-O Show Starring Jack Benny (later renamed The Jack Benny Program), singing and leading his band and – when his knack for snappy one-liners became apparent – joining the Benny ensemble playing Phil Harris, scripted as a hipster-talking, hard-drinking, brash Southerner whose good nature overcame his ego. His trademark was his jive-talk nicknaming of the others in the Benny orbit. Benny was "Jackson," for example; Harris's usual entry was a cheerful "Hiya, Jackson!". He usually referred to Mary Livingstone as "Livvy" or "Libby". His signature song, belying his actual Hoosier roots, was "That's What I Like About the South." His comic persona -- that of musical idiot -- masked the fact that the Harris Band evolved into a smooth, up-tempo big band with outstanding arrangements.

Michigan man has been using these numbers for 30-years: 03-05-10-20-28-31.... the Leopard doesn't play nice with Jessica.... Epoxy Adhesives are no substitute for a condom. Details on these stories plus the national weather forecast, All the News That Could Be - But Isn't, Today-in-History, the Comedy Break, Celebrity B'days and the Top 5 List.

Hey, don't spit in the merchandise - especially after you said you have the COVID.... 2,250 out of 3,000 women say they prefer geeks.... a bear snataches an Amazon package off of a porch. Details on these stories plus the national weather forecast, All the News that Could Be - But Isn't, Today-in-History, Celebrity b'days and today's Top 5 List.

Don't scam the scammers - just be honest in games of chance.... Snakes rattles are more involved and evolved than we thought..... and I (Joe) pay to Charlie Watts of the Rolling Stones. Along with these features, Joe will have the national weather forecast, all the news that could be, today in history, celebrity birthdays and the Top 5 List.

"Snappy" the prize winning chicken is back home in Macon, Missouri.... Is that a bag of pot on your belly..... Don't mix booze with Three's Company in Alabama... Details on these stories plus the national weather forecast, All The News That Could Be - But Isn't, Today-in-History, Celebrity Birthdays, the Top 5 List and covers of your favorite songs.