Women hammer better in daytime and light, men do better at night.... if we had a do-over, more parents would rather have one more boy than a girl.... It's so I have a few jokes.

Google is no health expert.... You couldn't make 'Blazing Saddles' today.....

Suspense: June 2, 1949 "The Ten Years"

+ "The Ten Years". Sponsored by: Auto-Lite. An excellent story of madness with a surprise ending.

Good radio! The final commercial and system cue were apparently added locally as the program ends with continuous theme music.

This is the same script (with a different title) as the "Suspense" program,

from the Grand Ol' Opry - November 5, 1955.....

The Grand Ole Opry is a weekly American country music stage concert in Nashville, Tennessee, founded on November 28, 1925, by George D. Hay

as a one-hour radio "barn dance" on WSM. Currently owned and operated by Opry Entertainment (a division of Ryman Hospitality Properties, Inc.),

it is the longest-running radio broadcast in US history.[1][2] Dedicated to honoring country music and its history, the Opry showcases a mix of

famous singers and contemporary chart-toppers performing country, bluegrass, Americana, folk, and gospel music as well as comedic performances

and skits.[3] It attracts hundreds of thousands of visitors from around the world and millions of radio and internet listeners.

No show due to time, weather and no power.

84% of trim our nails at work......... fewer people were getting it on in 2020.... men aren't as good at math as they thought.

Hangovers aren't so bad.... Some Boy Scouts find a body..... and the Romulan Commander dies.

It's okay for women to cheat on men.... I surrender, turn on the A/C.... you want to rob this store?

No lunch for 82% of workers, there's work to be done.... kid eats pooped infested soil.... Joe confesses he nearly dropped Charlie Daniels fiddle several years ago....

"Dad Plays Golf Tournament " from May 11, 1950

Betty is positive that Father wants to buy her a new dress. Meanwhile Cathy and Bud break a window practicing their golf swing.

Father is entered into a golf tournament, but his opponent wants to back out due to a cold. Father is convinced that is not a good reason,

until he is injured in the backyard playing with the kids.

Avalon Time - featuring Red Skelton - Circa 1939; Avalon Time is an American old-time radio comedy/variety program that ran from

1938 to 1940 on NBC's Red Network. The program was named after its sponsor, Avalon cigarettes.[2] Over the course of its run, Avalon Time

was also sponsored by Sir Walter Raleigh Pipe Tobacco and the Bulova Watch Company. The program is often regarded as comedian Red Skelton's

first big break in show business and on radio.[3]

Red Skelton was the second host of Avalon Time. Skelton became well known for his "Doughnut Dunkers" routine[3] which led to Skelton's

first appearance on Rudy Vallée's The Fleischmann's Yeast Hour on August 12, 1937. Vallée's program had a talent show segment and those who

were searching for stardom were eager to be heard on it. Vallée also booked veteran comic Joe Cook to appear as a guest with Skelton.

The two proceeded to trade jokes about their home towns, with Skelton contending to Cook, an Evansville native, that the city was a suburb of

Vincennes, Skelton's hometown. The show received enough fan mail after the performance to invite both comedians back two weeks after Skelton's

initial appearance and again in November of that year.

On October 1, 1938, Skelton replaced Red Foley as the host of Avalon Time. Skelton's first wife Edna also joined the show's cast, under her

maiden name of Stillwell.[8] The Skeltons worked on Avalon Time until late 1939.[9]

Skelton went on to do his own radio show, The Raleigh Cigarette Program, on October 7, 1941. The bandleader for the show was Ozzie Nelson;

his wife, Harriet, who worked under her maiden name of Hilliard, was the show's vocalist and also worked with Skelton in skits.[10]

Skelton went on to have his own successful television series named after him that ran on CBS and NBC for 20 years.

So long Herb..... where did a blind man get a car...... toilets are more disgusting than we know. Plus, tributes from Joe to his dad.