Yo!!! Good to see you! The holidays are over and our vacation wasn't long enough but it honestly feels good to be back. Lazlo hosted his family over the break, National Lampoon style. Michigan beat Alabama! Will Lazlo splurge and drive to Texas for the game? *Gypsy Rose is out of prison and it's the only thing Americans want to talk about. Was she really kicked out of Missouri? *Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce celebrated the new year in Kansas City. Lazlo doesn't think Kelce seems like a Trader Joe's guy. *Someone in Michigan is sitting on an $850 million PowerBall ticket. Steamboat Willie is no in the public domain. Gypsy Rose is on track to dethrone Kim Kardashian as the biggest influencer in the world. It's election year and that means the Trump news is headed our way. *New year, new laws. Kansans are now allowed to ship their kids to public schools in other districts. I really hope we can fix the problems with our public schools, before we turn into a Mad Max wasteland. *The Chiefs are headed to the playoffs but something's wrong. Is it Pat? Is it the receivers? Can they win playoff games against good teams? Lazlo has the answers. *Thanks for listening! Please take a moment to leave us a review and remember to join us on twitch every weekday at 2p central. (www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo)  Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. 
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