A calm start with a big finish (*click*):  Rants and ramblings,  a dangerous drink of the week, and surprise drunk poetry!

Shot of the Week:  Bird Dog Apple

Drink of the Week:  Shark Bite (ouch!) 
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/238525/shark-bite-cocktail/ 

This week's full super flower unicorn eclipse blood moon has affected us all from classroom shenanigans to the podcast table.  Flynn's 1st grade made a new discovery,  Pepper lost her 7th grade, and JP is about to loose another bet.

This Week's Shot of the Week: Svedka Vodka

This Week's Drink of the Week: Vargarita? Margavita? Margarodka? 

Getting spicy early tonight so that we can spend the rest of our evening with our friends Deep Eddy and Jim Beam! Also, a (sort of) drinking game involving our love of standardized testing and a one-night-stand with the Rock? Grab a libation and join us for another Turnt Tuesday!

This Week's Shot Roulette: Deep Eddy's Cranberry

Drink of the Week: Manhattans!

Bets, crying children, fireball parades, conspiracies, and MORE! Tune in to find out how it all fits!

This week's Shot Roulette:  Southern Comfort.
Drink of the Week:  Loch Lomond Single Malt.

Tequila. Celebrations. Tequila. Generations. Tequila. Teaching. Tequila, Rubber Ducks.


Shot of the Week: Teremana Tequila

Drink of the Week: MARAGARITAS! (We went with the old standard Big Bucket 😉)

No real teaching advice this week, but we do offer drunk riddles and rants, analytical trends of the youths, and excessive banana references. Happy Tuesday!

This week's Shot Roulette: 99 Bananas

This week's BONUS shot and Drink of the Week: Smirnoff Pink Lemonade

We get into our favorite 11 o'clock numbers, our discrete opinions on synchronous learning, this week's teaching stories, and the best pneumonic devices for the treble and bass clef!

This week's Shot of the Week: Kinky Blue

This week's Drink of the Week: Malibu Rum Punch

Pepper is in tech week, Flynn is being a belligerent bastard, and J.P. is... J.P. 
It gets better as you listen, promise!

This week's Shot Roulette: Captain Morgan White Rum

For reference... Dictionary.com  defines "wino" as an indiscriminate drinker of wine  or other readily available alcoholic beverage who is frequently intoxicated... whelp...
It's spring break, bitches! Some teaching advice for a cabinet member, some teaching "Never-Have-I-Ever" and out first live phone call!!

This Week's Shot Roulette: Wild Turkey American Honey

J.P. and Flynn are both celebrating birthdays this week so... we drink! Also, Pepper tells us about the new "duty duty" schedule at school and Flynn makes a valiant (or futile?)  effort to reference every past episode title in casual conversation. New drunk tests accompany our usual chaos along with pirate birthday songs? Join us for the ride...