The boys kick off the St. Patrick’s Day show with some stand-up from Irish comedian and friend of the show, Lenny Clarke. Later on, we hear bits from Greg Fitzsimmons, Megan Gailey, and Jim Gaffigan. Dave starts grilling Lou about his Irish roots, and the explanation does not disappoint—it’s actually pretty funny.

At one point, the crew dives into a story about Connecticut possibly increasing THC limits in drinks and flower to keep people from heading over the border to Massachusetts. Things get weird when a bear crashes a live TV report about—you guessed it—bear attacks.

Dave earns his first-ever Sandy Clam Alert after going off on Ethan and Lou over A.I., and it gets heated. The guys keep the St. Patrick’s Day vibe going with more stand-up from Irish comedians sprinkled throughout the show.

Then there’s the story of a guy heading to jail who somehow made things worse for himself when a scanner picked up a foreign object… inside his body. Turns out, it was a full thermos. No word on what was in it, but let’s all agree—that’s not how you want to enter prison.

And to wrap it up, Dave casually mentions his mom let him start driving at 11 years old, which immediately opens the floodgates. Listeners start chiming in with their own stories about being way too young behind the wheel.