Let's not pretend like Hal Jordan doesn't know what he's doing.  Matt feels seen and vindicated, Rob is a big Nathan Fielder fan, Zach has a fan theory, Jay lets the hate flow through him, Alanna tells us about Hector Hammond and Karen notices that too.

A day long anticipated. Alanna forgot so much about Green Lanterns, Rob's a supporter of violence, Zach thought it was funny, Matt's kids don't want to be Green Lantern, and Jay was raised on American Ninja

It's not the Woody movie. Matt was literally asleep at that part, Zach reads Beatles trivia, Jay was concerned about his hair at the time, and Rob would blast that shit.

Did you like it better than Synechdoche? Guru's making a face, Rob is densensitized, Jay is really annoyed, Zach is a bad Samaritan, and Matt watched a Youtube recap.

Life sucks and then you die. Jay calls it fun, Matt's off his game, Guru is funny, Rob did it to us again, and Zach wants none of your shit.

Some things change, some things rearrange. Matt's brain is cooked, Jay is in a spicy mood, Zach has one word and Rob is emotional.

Isn't that a trope? Rob is a hero, Zach forgot about super mutants, Matt regrets nothing and Jay is just here for fun.

Wine, women and song. Matt will have to clear it, Jay has no responsibilities and Zach sends out the call.

Relationshit. Matt spots a goof, Zach won't stop, Jay watches The Gorge and Rob gets health.